Category: HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP
girth, length, and things too big to fit in this headline

everyone loves a big dick until that big dick becomes a big headache.
now i’m not fonting that big dicks aren’t nice to look at and hold but…
Imagine having to deal with avoiding intercourse because your manz penis is XXL?
we will get into that in a second.
i have never heard of girthmasterr until the other day.
i saw cardi b with a gif:


80K a month on OF?! Damn 👏🏽 pic.twitter.com/sjPvmnlrmG
— Carlos (@closalvarado) April 21, 2024
so you know,
i got into curious fox mode.
i wanted to sniff around to see what all the hub bub was all about.
Foxhole…
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does he kinda sorta maybe look like tyler lepley?

tyler lepley use to get mad tite if you even insinuated he was gay.
he use to get tite if you said someone looked liked him too.
i know he hated when people were comparing drake to him.
i felt like tyler is who drake thought he looked like.
well he is gonna be really tite at this brazilian wolf who kinda,
sorta,
maybe resembles him...
the nfl baller wolf with the random pipe leakage on that vintage social media

nfl baller wolf,
juju smith-schuster,
had the Foxhole in a chokehold when he did ^this workout video.it was during the panny,
right?
even if he had a nice bawdy and a fat tail,
he was just aight for me.
his trainer,
mr. calliet:
was the one i wanted to have,
uh,
bible study with.
juju got some alleged pipe leakage on snap over the weekend…
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yes guys, ricky martin still gets aroused around sexy men

Ricky Martin is single now,
right?Asking for a friend.
…just like some of ya’ll menz probably get hard when they see someone sexy,
as do you get hard when you see someone you’re attracted to as well.
so people are confused why a gay man would get hard with sexy gay males grindin’ on him.
i think people expected ricky martin to sit there like a prude and smile on madonna’s stage…
(the hoes are to the front) kellon deryck might be single again

put on your best “cum fuck me” ensembles because there’s an update with kellon deryck.
after all the ranges,
trips,
and shameless promotion,
one of the F-BI alerted me that…
Kellon Deryck is allegedly single again.
he announced he was single but edited the caption:
i guess them dms blew up so bad that he had to fall back.
so i’m not shocked and i’ll font you why.
this is strictly from my head and opinion…
shaun t is big, bulky, and britney

for a hybrid in his mid 40s,
shaun t is looking amazing.
he has been bulking heavy for body building comps but…
He is looking ripe for the picking.
looking at that picture above gave me chills.
Sidebar: i love the bulk bawdy tbh.
The muscles are always juicy looking with a lot of meaty parts you can grab all over.
The only thing is if you get an injury and stop working out,
all that bulk can turn to fat real quick.
he looks like the dilf next door that you fantasize about every night.is it me or does he look like jim jones but with a fuller face up there?
even with his XL size,
shaun t can still get down too…




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