Have you ever realized that no matter how you looked or acted,
you could pull the “same sex experimentation” out of certain males without a lot of effort?

my special powers is that i make anyone feel comfortable.
i wouldn’t have spent so much time hating myself for being different.
when i think about all the wolves i bagged without even realizing it,
i actually feel like the sexiest person alive.

I thought they were being standoffish but I’d always catch them staring.
Not only that,
when we were alone,
I couldn’t get them to shut up.

so those feminine traits of mine i once despised?
they were like magnets that pulled the curiosity out of my admirers.
instead of obsessing over the ones who wasted my time,
i should’ve just shrugged and said:

BYE BITCH!

because,
in reality,
i was always pulling someone even bolder and sexier.
i didn’t have the tools to understand my own power.
it wasn’t until i stumbled on someone like @martinurzua.com,
casually flipping the script in making wolves curious like this one…

that i realized…

I’m here to font that John Gaines JR penis has officially become the most sought after penis in the entire forest.

there are vixens (and males) officially looking to infiltrate his circle by needing to be trained.
oh,
they are looking to be trained all right.
trained nice and hard until they’re all sweaty and out of breath.
after a few weeks of speculation,
victoria monet announced what we all knew with her and john…

I couldn’t help but wonder…
Is he fine AF or do we need to jack off so we can think clearly?

we’ve all been there.
that moment when lust overrides logic.
it has made many of us caught up in a never ending cycle of bullshit.
God forbid they sell sex work then we have made someone a millionaire.
it can turn a random male into “the one i can’t stop obsessing over“.

Facials
Muscles
Privates
Familiarity?

but is he actually fine AF or…

It never fails.

i woke up today in a moody mental space.
it’s probably the cancer “i hate everything” in me.
i’ve accepted and owned that.
this morning’s agenda was to run a few errands.
i threw on:

Hoodie
Sweats
Dad Hat
Crocs

i was not really in a “see or be seen” kind of mood.
as i’m outside,
i decided to go to supermarket to pick up a few items.
as soon as i step in there,
i don’t know what holiday today is but…

the butt dial.
does that even happen anymore?
one of your butt cheeks decides to dial someone’s number by mistake.
they saying “hello? hello?” but they’re talking to your ass.
for shannon sharpe,
however,
he might have allegedly butt dialed an IG live so we can listen to him having sex…

Even in death,
a sexy mofo still lives on in our fantasies.

…but it’s positively eerie scrolling through the socials of the dearly departed.
it’s like a haunting stroll down their memory lane until you reach the abrupt end.
A Foxholer posed a rather profound question yesterday.
it was in regards to the late jay hefner and his OF content…