Meeting a Wolf, baller or not, can be one of the best things for a Fox.

You either been kissing donkeys or simply rollin dolo.
Ya know, meeting the one is not easy.
But when you do meet him, it can be like floating on air.
For those first two months, you spend as much time as you can together.
If he is a regular Wolf, he is pretty much there for your beck and call.
If he is a baller however, you see him when you can.

Regardless, your phone rings and your time is occupied.

Beware because Wolves are dying off due to a serious epidemic…
One of which a Fox can be affected when you give your heart away too soon…

Guess what it is?

Continue reading “The Wolf Who Raised His Tail… and Liked It” →

Foxes,
how would you react if you found out your Baller Wolf cheated on you?

I would probably be hurt for a minute.
Depending on how long we were together, I may cry.
I may break some of his shit up and like Rihanna said:

I’m roasting marshmallows on the fire
And what I’m burning, is your attire…

His dick, balls, and WALLET would be MINE.

Juanita Jordan got half of MJ’s estate.
Vanessa Bryant got a pink diamond and real estate.

But Alicia Keys? Oh she got…

Continue reading “When The Baller Wolf Cheats (You Get Even)….” →

The best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

Whoever made that quote was pretty much on the ball.
I know that when I have cooked food for certain people,
they either could not stop moaning or got the “itis” and fell out.
But I’m here to create my own quote:

The best way to get on your Wolf’s good side is through his friend.

Yup, and here is why…

Continue reading “The Best Way To A Wolf’s Heart… Through His Friends?” →

I like to think I am a good great Fox.
I mean, it gets no better than me.
Not to brag,
but my mind and the things I think about would have any Wolf satisfied.
I satisfy myself daily so why can’t I do the same for whoever I date?

I was speaking to a Fox in emails and he was having an issue with his Wolf.
His Wolf and him were not getting along and they were currently not speaking.
They were having problems in their 6 months of dating and needed to regain that spark.
The sex was starting to dwindle so you know that could be a future issue…

It was a simple fix to a small issue.

Check what I said…

Continue reading “How To Have Your Wolf By The Balls” →

“It is like… 10am on a Thursday, why are you not at work?“

Yeah, why are you not at work?
Vain made that excellent comment in an entry below.
One of which I couldn’t help but dwell on all night.
I’m getting up at 6am to go hustle and somewhere and there are Wolves who are in Dreamland.
I came up to a solid conclusion:

These Wolves today are rather lazy and broke…
… AND HAVE THE NERVE TO BE PICKY!….

I am part Fox/part money lover/I expect MUCH better.
Now I know that may have made say, “oh one of them!”

But hear me out…. Continue reading “You Won’t Get No Ass If You Sittin On Ya Ass” →

I don’t know about my Foxes out there…
And this may sound kind of sick…
but “The Bone Collectors” I talked about in the last entry… I have a fantasy about them….

Want to hear?

Continue reading “Spinoff: How To Handle The Bone Collector” →