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cam newton felt like being cute in the supermarket

in a perfect forest,
everyone would have their own sense of style.
well,
in my forest.
personally:

wearing the exact outfit off a mannequin is not fly
throwing labels down our throats is try hard city

the likelihood of someone wearing your exact same fit is super high.
God forbid you’re at the same event.
“twinsies”?
if you can throw together an outfit and it just works,
and it’s on some inexpensive shit,
i think you’re pretty on point.

sidebar: i love when folks can put together colors that just flow.
not “matchy matchy”,
but knowing how to use the color wheel correctly.
God,
that turns me on.

nfl baller wolf,
cam newton,
has his own personal style.
this is what he wore to a simple trip to the grocery store

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they set up camp to be homophobic about odell beckham jr (met gala)

camp.
ironically,
that was my word of the day today.

camp (n): something so outrageously artificial, affected, inappropriate, or out-of-date as to be considered amusing

a style or mode of personal or creative expression that is absurdly exaggerated and often fuses elements of high and popular culture

that was the theme of the “met gala” last night.
as a fox,
who lives a good theme,
that always means you dress in your most outrageous.
nfl baller wolf,
odell beckham jr,
came in “his” most outrageous…
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i don’t think i’ll ever be wet again

foxhole…
sigh.
stuff like this gives me multiple orgasms.
don’t judge me.
it’s the little nerdy things that make me happy.

so i’ve been on the hunt for a certain weather app.
one that’s more “fox swagg oriented.
i’ve wanted one to suggest what to wear,
depending on the temperature.

new yawk and it’s bipolar weather
plus,
it could be feel one way in your den,
but as soon as you step outside
i think i found the app for my needs that i wanted to share….
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let’s font “baller wolf fashion” at the 2018 espy awards

so i had to decided this past wednesday,
july 18th,
on what i was gonna watch?

The Espys?
Continue my “This Is Us” binge?

it was a hard decision,
but i chose to watch the espys.
one thing i love about the espys,
besides all the sexy baller wolf meat,
is the men’s fashion.
some of the baller wolves go hard with the threads,
while others:

so i decided to put together an entry on the fits i loved….
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THINGS A FOX LIKES: The Dad Hat

i’m obsessed.
you know when i like something,
i have to tell the foxhole.
i don’t think i’ve worn a hat on my head since 2013.
i was all about fitteds back then,
especially a yankees fitted,
but i grew tired of them.
lately,
i’ve been rocking various dad hats.
i love how they look on me.
oh,
what’s a dad hat?
basically
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Your Lusty Loins Meet The Black Wolves In Swim Trunks (Sister Circle)

nothing better than a wolf at the pool,
beach,

or water park.
not only do they show us what they been working on all winter,
but their swim trunks can be pretty damn fashionable.

um hey chidi…
so talk show,
sister circle,
got my whole attention today.
i didn’t even know that was still a thing.
they had a segment about 2018 men’s swim trunks.
foxhole…
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