when i was a baby millennial,
while the straights were crushing on ashley banks in the 90s,
i was crushing heavy on a wolf named romeo on the steve harvey show…

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you know my theory about wolves who like trans vixens:

Straight wolves who have sex with trans vixens are having sex with a vixen.

regardless of what is happening down below,
he is seeing a vixen.
he is seeing tits and ass.
so the shocking thing about rapping wolf,
kevin gates,
wasn’t him allegedly smashin’ trans vixen,
lilah gibney…

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at 54,
shannon sharpe looks damn good.
his bawdy is still one of dreams and fantasies.
he put up a picture the other day of his younger self in college.
i gotta font…

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you gotta give to these vixens of rhoa.
real housewives of atlanta for those who are confused.

They took this show into 15 seasons.

…and they still continue to show up and bring drama.
so the new trailer dropped and of course,
they are fighting like hens.
ummmmmmmm…

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we waited for more substantial evidence in this jonathan majors fiasco.
the forest fire has calmed down with the alleged abuse last weekend.
did he or did he not slap and strangle his girlfriend?
many of us wanted to see the alleged video but we got these texts instead.
per tmz…

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i got into troye sivan with his album,
“blue neighborhood“.
it helped that he was gay and talking about heartbreak.
in an ig story,
troye allegedly posts the cocktail he takes that makes him gay…

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