jayceon?!
say it ain’t so!
abuse?
busted eye sockets?
what the hell is this?
ya’ll know i lust like me some jayceon aka the game,
but his baby mama tiffney has accused him of ( x mangling her face ).
well he responded to her claims.
where else?
instagram,
that’s where!
well i didn’t say my mountain of meat was the brightest.
this is what he said…
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everyone meet the new face of lancôme,
lupita nyong’o.
ya’ll know i stan for this one heavy-like.
i am so happy for her.
check out a quick video lancôme posted…
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the f-bi was blowing up my email today.
boy ya’ll was on it!
this is all i saw…
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jason derulo is a smart wolf than i didn’t think that could.
while chris brown was acting a fool in these streets,
jason was out here perfecting his craft.
he was dancing for them snow bunny dollarz and yes,
even though i thought he was kinda corny,
he was making lowkey moves.
so how about yesterday i was channel surfing and for some reason,
my remote landed on “106 and park”.
i know.
weird.
why was this video number 5 tho…
Continue reading “While Chris Brown Is Down, Is This One Taking His Crown?” →

no.
don’t get excited.
has chris brown finally hit rock bottom?
or is this just half way to bottom?
he was been taken into federal custody today according to the latimes…
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so mimi husband and professional “cornball”,
nick cannon,
is having a early life crisis white now.
yeah.
he has a new album called,
“white people party music”.
i know.
i can’t either.
well nick decided to debut his new head shortly after his white stint.
ready?
okay go…
Continue reading “His Head Made Me Hungry” →