i woke up today,
off some random shit,
and the first thought in my mind was:

“i was actually begging someone to be my friend.
to stay in my life.
what the fuck was i thinking?”

like,
it just hit me.
i think that was the point of closure.
i have finally received my closure and it feels good.
lately,
i’ve been looking at the world through new eyes.
the forests have changed and my inner werewolf has been reborn…

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i saw a tweet thread today that had me laughing so loud:

for anyone on the corporate america ship,
or any professional situation,
there is a certain email language you have to use.
you can’t be responding with all the rah rah.
i know you want to,
but please don’t.
there is a lot of passive aggressive clapbackingtons.
whether it is from:

your boss
the bitch a few cubicles over
someone in a totally different department

even in industry.
the “paper trail” will keep you from getting caught up.
you have to learn how to successful font to ace it tho.
it took me a while,
but i’m a beast with my work emails.
i’m always down for a dumb ass to try it.
so i’m here to show the foxhole how to use certain phrases.
i use most of these from time to time….

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i’m kind.
i’m emphatic.
i can be nurturing and loving,
but with all that,
i’m not a good person.
that is a mind blowing statement,
but it’s also a real one.
an honest one.

You ever wonder why the jackal or hyena who did you wrong is winning?

or jackals and hyenas “win” in general?
well…
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you know what i hate?
well,
on some occasions…

“They always trying to bring the blacks down!”

anytime someone of color is getting bad publicity,
it’s always this “plot” to bring them to their knees.
someone i know was telling me this about usher last night.
um…

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/the entry has potential spoilers below

foxhhhhhoooolllllleeeeee!!!!!
omg.
so i’m late af with this one,
but please bear with me.
last night,
i decided to go see a movie on random.
i was hearing a lot about a particular movie,
but i purposely ignored any articles or even watched the trailer.
i was waiting to see it with the pretty vixen.
she saw it a month or two ago,
but she was so mind blown,
that she wanted to see it  again with me.
she knew i would like it.
something always came up when we made plans to go.
i think i was supposed to see it alone.
my mind is completely fucked (in a good way) now.
so much so,
i had nightmares last night.
i saw this one …
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it’s not what your cell phone is,
it’s what you use it for.
i love my iphone,
but if you have a android,
then you should love that muthafucka.
so yesterday,
we ( x talked about that attentionista ) who was allegedly stranded in oregon.
she was a whole dumb ass,
but it really reinforced that being in the foxhole breeds a completely different animal.
listen i’m all for being ratchet,
but be ratchet and not a whole dumb ass.
so i mentioned in the entry the apps i have on my phone.
since i don’t have a car,
these apps are great for big cities with transit.
they are even better when you’re in a forest you ain’t never been before.
my “this pineapple trippin” escape plan apps.
i decided to break down my uses for them for foxhole review…
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