when i signed on twitter before 2020,
i would be hit with (breaking) news and other updates,
especially with new yawk.

Do you know how many times I’d go on Twitter to find out if the MTA was having issues when I was late for work?

it was one of my favorite social media platforms to scroll aimlessly on.
you go on twitter now and it’s a cesspool of filth.
if it’s not blatant hatred being allowed,
it’s everyone living out their wildest narc dreams.
elon has another brilliant idea from within his genius…

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so we have gone from watching couples have sex to domestic violence?
are we that bored on musk’s twitter?
grayling purnell has been some of your latest obsessions.
he uploaded a video with him fighting his latest boy toy…

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i love nicki’s music.
i love cardi’s charisma.
i’ll still listen to pink print 2 and whatever cardi has coming up.
i’m gonna keep it 110 because the truth is in between these two:

Nicki and Cardi are both equally annoying as of late.

you couldn’t tell me weaves wasn’t gonna be flying at the vmas this year.
i just knew they were gonna fight on stage.
it would have taken my rating of the show from c+ to b.
since that day,
they sure are going about their beef like passive-aggressive karens.
these two are from new yawk so i’m confused about this behavior.
well,
i see the end is probably going to be near…

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i don’t mess with cops too tough…

…but if i met one that looked like ^this Dominican stallion,
he could do me in the cop car,
on the cop car,
under the cop car,
and through the cop car.

all jokes aside (kinda) but cops are fascinating creatures.
some of them don’t know what to do with their power.
many of them love to cheat with hookers and even their partners.
like ( x these two cops who would have sex loud in their cop car ).
 a jackal in blue named francesco marlett from maryland has no chill.
he was caught boldly having relations with his side-hoe in his backseat…

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when you’re going through the worst season of your life,
it makes you ultra-aware of who is there.

Them ones who were standing by your side.
Them ones who had an available shoulder to cry on.
Them ones who would fight an entire army by your side.

it’s the little things that you’ll notice.
it’s the little things that mean so little but mean so much.

Them ones who will suggest shows for you to watch.
Them ones who will let you borrow money without an end date.
Them ones who will buy you food because they see your fridge is empty.

it’s them ones you won’t forget when you rise from the ashes.
them ones that will never go hungry because you will keep them fed.
it’s them kellys to them beyonces.
them ones who didn’t expect anything for being there,
but you gave them everything.
them ones crying tears of joy cause you never forgot their kindness.
the rest,
however,
have to watch from the outside…

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eminem has only one request:

He doesn’t want ANY Republicans using his music.

i mean,
that’s fair and it should be respected.
GOP presidential contender,
“da vek” aka vivek ramasw-something or the other,
decided he wanted to get on stage and pretend he was eminem.

why are these people so corny?
in which promoted em to ask da vek to ( x never rap his music again ).
somehow,
candace owens thinks em is gay because of this…

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