Category: BACKWOODS
do you think peanut the squirrel was putting nuts in this hole?
Allegedly fonting,
of course.
Clearly,
I’m late on this (w)hole Peanut the Squirrel debacle.
over the weekend,
i ended up watching this video from tiktok about it.
in a nutshell,
no pun intended,
the owner should not have had that squirrel in the first place.
peanut and a pet racoon ended up getting taken away and euthanized.
in that tikok,
it was mentioned the owner was attractive so i wanted to be nosy.
oh,
he is “one of those”.
gotcha.
the Fox-vine was fonting that even tho he has a wife,
he seems to allegedly appeal to gay males.
so then i went down even more of a hole than i should have.
i landed in a deep one.
allegedly…
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this is not what i wanted
the phrase that many foxes want to hear:
“Is this what you wanted?”
why,
yes,
yes it is.
ever since we laid eyes on him,
we have been fantasizing about what it would be like.
“would it be everything i’ve dreamed for?”
let’s be real,
whether he is DL or out,
we want to have sex because this wolf fits the criteria of what we wanted.
so when we finally get what we want due to pure persistence and strategy…
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uh oh, i think we created a monster out of chris sails butt cheeks
You can’t let someone know one of their bawdy parts is the main star.
chris sails butt cheeks was a Fox-vine conversation,
but ever since his leakage went viral over the weekend,
it’s probably gonna need it’s own manager and publicist.
he addressed the sudden interest in his assets:
they would have really been on it when he was smaller and it was hard to ignore:
it use to have queen going feral.
it’s the side curvage and ( Y ) on it.
ya’ll know what i’m fontin’ about.
a F-BI sent in some more alleged leakage of chris sail’s backside and…
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should i have been expecting more from this chris sails leakage?
for this following leakage,
it would be one thing if we got the “chris sails shortly after queen naija” era.
the following chris sails is the wolf you wanted and when you finally get him,
he wasn’t at his peak and let himself go.
you do it because you want to see if he would measure up to the fantasy.
unfortunately,
your yelp review isn’t going to give him a good rating.
so one of the F-BI hit me up early this morning with:
“This was on Elon’s swamp before I delete my page”
and of course,
it was chris in full ( x expose ).
i’ll give my further thoughts below…
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flashman wade’s spread: a growing concern
Is Flashman Wade trading in his “thick” card for a little extra…
baggage?
aging can be a tricky game.
what once turned heads as thick can suddenly spill over into the fat.
flashman wade still thick but has his station wagon become an SUV?
is it just me or…
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will his porn past get him a pass into the MAGA family?
You ever watched something and hoped it was a parody?
…but then you realized it wasn’t a parody and cringed yourself into a coma?
this black trumper,
who proudly boasts he is part of the MAGA family,
feels some kind of way when he learned he might have been used:
if this law passes with project 2025,
( x porn ) will probably be banned in the united states.
interestingly enough,
this MAGA step child might have dabbled in the adult industry arts…
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