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Can Someone Bring Me This Kellan Lutz With Ice Cream on Top? (NOW)

   Published Date: January 11, 2014  18 Comments on Can Someone Bring Me This Kellan Lutz With Ice Cream on Top? (NOW)

kellenlutzapplepieevery so often,
i see a snow wolf who makes me extremely hungry.
he reminds  me of warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream on the top.
now paul walker was my snow wolf crush,
but sadly he is with the big homie up above.
the spot was pretty much open.
well i watching minding my own business last night,
channel surfing,
when i turned on wendy williams.
her special guest was kellan lutz who i want in my spot…

faintum *drool*.
HE IS SMOKIN’ HOT!!!!!
his name is kellan lutz.
he has been in all the twilight movies and is now staring in the legend of hercules.
look at alla this…



…and then i read his interview from “the advocate” from 2011:

On his gay fans: “Oh, they’re the best. I love them. When I meet gay fans out and about, they’re so great to talk to – and I’m big on hugging, because I’m from the Midwest. They’re just so energetic and loving. I’m proud to have those fans, and their support means a lot to me. I don’t want just girls coming to my movies; I want guys to come too.”

On gay rumors: “I don’t Google myself, but I’ve heard that people think I’m gay. I’ve heard it all. See, I don’t really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends I’ve had have come after me. So it’s really funny when girls get offended because I don’t hit on them. They’ll transform their insecurity into, ‘Oh, that makes sense, because I heard you’re into guys and have a boyfriend.’ I’m like, ‘Seriously? That’s your tactic to get me to like you?’ There will always be rumors, but I know who I am.”

On his preference in roommates: “Honestly, I’d prefer to live with gay guys. They’re the cleanest, and they just take care of stuff. Because I’m always away, coming home to a clean house means a lot to me. Trust me, I’ve lived with a lot of roommates, and straight guys are just kids who don’t pick up after themselves.”

… soooooo hi kellan.
my name is jamari.
jamari fox.
i’m black,
but i’m mixed with indian.
yeah.
i come from the hoe-ahontas fox tribe.
mm-mmm.
i also cook and clean.
you like that right?

tumblr_lzf2stXNkM1rol8jvo1_500ugh you’re straight?
fine.
we can be friends and  i’ll still be seeing “the legend of hercules”,
which is in theaters now.

x see trailer here

 lowkey: that trailer gets me so hot.
every time i look at him,
i drool.

18 thoughts on “Can Someone Bring Me This Kellan Lutz With Ice Cream on Top? (NOW)”

  1. Now Jamari, whatever you plan to do with Kellan, will have to be after me. I love this white man. lol

  3. When he licked the gummi bear… *faints* I’d been down with the swirl since seing him in ‘Twlight’.

  4. Tasty white chocolate vanilla creme!!! I’ve been in love/lust with him for years! He was in the Prom Night and the Nightmare on Elm Street remakes and the rebooted tv version of 90210.Make sure you check out his Calvin Klein underwear ads!!!!!

  5. OMG my foxhole is sooo wet. He is a pisces too. And from that interview I detect a freak. Everytime he licked his tongue I felt a shiver come down my spine

  6. I always thought he was good looking but sometimes he looks odd to me.I don’t know what it is.I’ll see him and be like “damn, he look real good.”Then other times I’m like “eh.”

    2. Loved that interview as well. He seems cool. I bet he is good to be around.

      I see a bulge in the pic with the tan khakis? I am shocked no one caught that. I can’t lie, I love looking at man meat lol. Don’t judge me lol. #TeamWolf

  10. He is extremely handsome, and I am attracted to him. He comes off as a genuine person, which I like. Is he looking for a roommate tho? I would love to chill with him. We could have drinks together, watch sports together, take long walks together, cuddle together, and eventually…I’ll stop there.

  11. i’d screw him stupid!!! thats how much we would get it in. i love a straight guy who knows themself and aren’t afraid to be friends with gay guys and for the most part white men usually AREN’T afraid to hang out with gay guys…that’s usually just insecure brothas… yes he can get me with his sexy, down to earth self lol

    1. ^malcolm,
      did you see how he was staring down wendy.
      that strong eye contact plus smelling good.

      …ive decided i want to have sex with him.

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