often times,
i question the blatant stupidity of some folks.
you know i just love blatant stupidity.
i read a story today that i had to share with the foxhole.

Imagine getting fooled into getting head from a male pretending to be a female?

well via “smnewsnet“…

Sean Lamont Brooks, 47, of Lexington Park, was arrested on Wednesday, May 13, 2020, and charged with a 4th degree sex offense and committing a perverted practice.

Court documents say in the winter of 2019, Brooks engaged in sexual contact with an adult male victim without the victims consent and committed an unnatural and perverted sexual practice with the victim.

Brooks is currently a registered sex offender, and his previous crimes involve very similar circumstances wherein Brooks used his position as a hairdresser to make contact with his victims.

this how it happened between sean and the victim:

The victim advised in late September to October he got his hair “done” at the Executive Salon on Great Mills Road by Brooks. The victim said Brooks offered to introduce him to some of his girlfriends that would be interested in meeting him, and a few days later Brooks contacted him and advised one of his girlfriends wanted to meet him and wanted to give him oral sex. The victim agreed and picked up Brooks from the Salon, and Brooks instructed him to drive to Lancaster park on Willows Road, in Lexington. Once at the park, Brooks told the victim to sit on a bench and said he would go get his girlfriend. The victim said he watched Brooks go into the wood line with a backpack, and a few minutes later what he believed to be a female emerged from the wood line and sat next to him. The victim told police, that because of how dark it was he was unable to completely see the person’s face. The victim said as the person touched him with their hand he felt as though this person’s hands were pretty big for a female and that he became suspicious that the female may be Brooks dressed as a female. The victim told police, the person began giving him oral sex, and as the person was giving him oral sex, he observed what he believed to be an outline of a beard at which time he began to think the person was not a female and in fact could be Brooks. The victim said he became scared and faked an orgasm. The victim said the person walked away back into the wood line and a few minutes later Brooks re-appeared from the woods. The victim advised he was still unsure at this point as to what happened, therefore, he made contact with Brooks again and asked if he could set up a second meeting with a girlfriend, and a few days later he met up with Brooks at his residence where he was supposed to be set up with a female. Brooks told the victim that if things worked out, he could begin getting paid by these women to have sex and oral sex with them. Brooks told him to go into a bedroom and advised he would be back with his girlfriend. The victim advised he witnessed Brooks go into a bedroom and several minutes later he observed a female looking subject emerge, and that he recognized this “female” to be Brooks dressed as a female. The victim advised he left the scene and no sexual act took place.

The victim advised he consented to the oral sex, but the consent was given for a female, not with a male.

When police made contact with Brooks, he said he knew the victim, and upon further questioning, he confessed that he took the victim to Lancaster Park and dressed up as a female. Brooks told police he went into the woods and changed into female clothing, put on a wig and gave the victim oral sex. Brooks also admitted that he was unsure whether or not the victim knew that it was him and not a female.

so wait…

1 – what type of vixens is this fool use to?
who randomly goes a park to get head from some anonymous vixen?

2 – dude went into the forest and a magical vixen emerged from the shadows?
excuse me?

3 – all these signs that this was a male,
besides the obvious,
and he still let the head go down?

4 – he was scared and “faked an orgasm”?
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

5 – he needed a confirmation that he got head from another male so he went to this hyena’s apartment?

this is like the dl male who gets caught fuckin another male,
but in an attempt to salvage his “straightness”,
he uses some bullshit excuse like:

“I blacked out and didn’t know I was having sex with another guy!!!”

“It was dark and I thought I was having sex with a woman!!!”

“I was being raped!
Even though I was on top,
I was the one being forced to give my dick against my will!!!!”

yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
i think the “victim” needs to be locked up for his stupidity too.

article cc: smnewsnet