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how to potentially lose your business over a r&b singer’s concert during a pandemic

when you see something like ^this,
you automatically think this is before the rona.
you wouldn’t think,
during a pandemic,
that this wouldn’t be a thing.

THIS WAS LAST SATURDAY NIGHT IN OHIO

foxhole,
you will never believe who was behind it via “nbc news“…

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how do we sign up to nurse dez bryant back to health? (asking for a friend)

a seat or a ride.
pick one,
or both if you’re feeling lit,
but expect a series of ranting coming from underneath you.
baller wolf fav,
dez bryant,
was drafted to the ravens after being a free agent for a while.
on the night he was supposed to reunite with the cowboys,
his old team and arch-nemesis

 

and this happened
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blind item: let’s dance into this potential scandal?

you know i love a good blind item.
the f-bi has been buzzing about this alleged story.
i received the following pictures anddddddddd….
so it’s about a famous gay couple who has been dancing their way into our hearts.
it seems like we might be able to two-step into their alleged bedroom because…

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folks are calling on Jesus for the number of a lawyer to sue kanye west

when i become turned off from something or someone,
i can’t do it anymore.

When I’m done with you; I’m done with you

so many folks were urging me to listen to kanye west and his “sunday service”,
but i just couldn’t do it.
my spirit had him blocked and reported.
it seems like they’re calling on more than God for kanye.


they are suing him in the name of…

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someone grab lira galore and get her together

when in war with someone else,
especially when the court of law is involved,
it’s best to make sure you always look good.
your goal is to win so you always need to make the other person look stupid.
in turn,
the other person is gonna try to make you look crazy.
that being fonted:

You shouldn’t be out here handing someone else the win.

that is why i’m baffled with lira galore today.
she was high and drunk out her mind on ig live.
she is in a custody battle with her ceo baby faavah,
pierre “pee” thomas of “quality control music“,
but looking like this

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