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i knew we were gonna f*ck before dinner

we didn’t speak when we walked into my apartment.

there was nothing to say really.
this has been a build up since we first laid eyes on each other.

“i’m not hungry.” i said, while we were at dinner.

“why not?” he said, a look of disappointment on his face.

“i don’t want to eat anything because we are gonna fuck tonight.”

his eyes lit up.

“i’ve waited a long time for you.
i want to fuck.”

that’s when he knew i wasn’t playing any games and quickly asked for the check…

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it is my constitutional right to be free so i’m not wearing a face mask any longer

listen…

Wearing a face mask in the summer can damn near feel like suffocation

i went to run some errands yesterday and it was humid af.
by the time i got home,
i could hardly breathe.
bad enough i went to dunkin donuts yesterday for an iced coffee,
but realized i had a mask on and couldn’t drink it until i got home.
it’s a whole new forest since the rona has touched down.
the masks are helping us stay safe,
while keeping others safe as well.
some white folks have been having temper tantrums over wearing a mask.
this one compared himself to a mad dog

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michael privus, aka monsternova, is not a porn star

*the following entry is rated r.
viewer discretion is strongly advised

 michael privius is packin’ a monster.
no,
frfr,
he has (  x a monster pipe ).
i can see why he started an onlyfans.
i’m sure we are all curious how he fit that thing in small holes.
well michael has an announcement about his porn career.
it might be ending before it began.
this is what he put on his onlyfans that a foxholer sent me…
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baby, come smash me in the storage room during my 15 minute break *end text*

*the following entry is rated r.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

i’m not beyond messing with a co-worker from a job.
listen,
i’ve worked with some fine ass wolves at past jobs.
i’ve never had sex with any of them,
but i have  fantasized smashin’ my brains out over a conference room table.
when you spend 8 hours a day with other attractive folks,
you’re bound to develop feelings or relationships.
i’ve been at jobs where folks were fuckin’ in and out of the office,
but some of these same folks were in full blown relationships/marriages.
i saw a video of two cooks smashing at work in south africa,
but they are both in alleged marriages

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shane dawson chased the bbc of fame and it ended up f*ckin him hard (the smiths)

when you first get your first taste of fame,
like your first taste of pussy/dick/or foxhole,
you will do whatever it takes to get more of it.
it’s like a wack dude hounding down a bad ass vixen for pussy.
the more he does for her,
the easier it will be to slide her panties off.
well youtuber,
shane dawson,
might regret chasing the bbc of fame earlier in his career.
he has been accused of doing black face,
saying the “n” word,
a ton of ( x child pedo shit ),
but he did something to rile up the smith family.
how?
by doing this
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