an f-bi sent me nba baller wolf,
russell westbrook,
true religion campaign video.
as you know he is their new ( x marketing creative director ).
well i nearly had to crawl under my desk.
look at this!…
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so i was seeing commercials for a new show on we tv called,
“match made in heaven”.
i didn’t know WHERE we tv was,
but i saw pecs and knew i was going to bust out my channel guide.
from what i gathered,
it was a bachelor type show with a black baller wolf as the lead.
i also thought it was kerry rhodes.
well the show premiered last week and wellllllllllllllllllll….
can we talk about this baller wolf named shawn bullard?…
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everyone remember this face.
so this jackal,
who we will call “hazmat”,
was out here giving out hiv like it was candy.
the way he announced it to the world tho is absolutely despicable.
one of my fbi sent me this story and i’m at a loss for words.
look at what hazmat posted on his now deleted instagram…

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okay i don’t know what voodoo…
or hoodooo…
or whatever justin bieber is doing…
but i think i’m for it.
i said “think”.
yes i am saying this.
so justin bieber is trying to make every one of his stans burst in orgasmic bliss.
he is now the 2015 spokesperson for calvin klein (#mycalvins) jeans.
not to mention drawz.
just look at what god (or an graphic design artist) did to him…
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…i did say “alleged”.
oh and tameka raymond is in it.
i know.
ugh.
well i have a confession.
see “confession”…
cause you know he had an album and…
cause ya know..
okay.
anyway…
yes the debut of usher’s pipe.
as you know,
or don’t,
usher has always been on my “bucket list”.
somewhere between 25 and 60.
allegedly they have some shots from tameka and usher’s sex tape.
you know.the alleged one…
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okay…
so…
one of the f-bi just sent me this today
i am throwing “allegedly” all over this one.
so apparently and “allegedly” justin bieber,
our “love to loathe” snow fox,
posted an alleged picture by mistake and deleted it super quick.
according to the website huzlers,
it is a picture with him kissing a redbone wolf…
Continue reading “Um, Is This Justin Bieber Kissing A Redbone Wolf or Nah?” →