Category: X MARKS THE FOX

karma has been really getting at folks faster these days.
i don’t know what’s been up in the universe,
but the effects of karma have been coming quick.
so dakota kern,
a trans she hyena is pictured above,
likes to fight.
she posted a video of her beating up a black vixen on her facebook:

allegedly,
the black vixen called her a “dude” and she told her stop.
that was august 12th.
on the 16th,
dakota was invited to a pool party.
it ended up being a set up.
that’s where she was jumped by 20 of that black vixen’s fam

JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES WOW X MARKS THE FOX

so the night before,
i ate something that didn’t agree with me.
i felt sick af,
but immediately drank a “detox” tea to get whatever out of me.

I WAS NOT MISSING THIS MARIAH/LIONEL RICHIE CONCERT

nope.
even if i had to overdose on alkaseltzer,
i was going.
i woke up and felt much better than i did.
since the pretty vixen is a huge mariah stan,
i asked her to go.
she was also more familiar with lionel richie than me.
foxhole
that concert was…

A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI I WOULD ACTUALLY BUY YOUR ALBUM X MARKS THE FOX

 

before the alleged “h starts for” scandal,
i admired how usher lived on his snap and insta-snap.
he would always be traveling,
taking beautiful photos,
and showing us his behind the scenes in a luxurious way.
it wasn’t attentionisto at all.
he has a good eye for all things beautiful.
that was not meant to be shady,
btw!
well usher has gotten into yoga something serious.
he posted this on his ig

THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX

she looks like she uses her tears effectively.
i bet they hate her at supermarkets and restaurants.

so yesterday we talked about “tears of black trump supporters”,
but we’re gonna talk about “snow bunny tears” today.
those tears can be dangerous af.
either to cry about:

bad service at a public establishment
confrontation at work
“why don’t you love me anymore Ted?!” with the cheating hubby
getting the “big bad black wolf” in trouble

it’s well known that when a snow bunny cries,
someone(s) is rushing to her rescue.
so melissa franics cried today on “outnumbered” on fox news.
she is an actress and journalist.
they were discussing trump’s comments during his news conference,
but melissa got right in her feelings about it.
this is what happened

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

i never heard of patrick starrr up until recently.
i know of the character from “spongebob”,
but i didn’t know who ^this was.
i saw he was in one of kim kardashian’s snaps doing her makeup recently:

kim looked so uncomfortable.
an f-bi sent me patrick’s new music video.
well a “plus size swim look book” video.
it “starrs” (easy joke) a wolf the foxhole is very familiar with…

HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP X MARKS THE FOX