Category: X MARKS THE FOX

…i wouldn’t have gotten a haircut.
i love when aunt mary j blige is sad.
i hate when some pineapple does her wrong,
but i love when she gets to expressing her feelings on wax.
as much as i love to see auntie mary happy,
like most artists,
they produce the best work when they are in the dark.
i can relate.
so can we talk about this “strength of a woman” album…

I WOULD ACTUALLY BUY YOUR ALBUM THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX

crazy…
i was gonna feature ^this one too because i saw this pic on tumblr.
i thought it was some young up and coming model.
he looks like a younger christian keys/drake hybrid.
in actuality,
it’s up and coming british actor wolf,
lucien laviscount.
he was in the first season of “scream queens”.
sidebar: i love his name.
it sounds so…

rich wolf who lives in the hamptons,
has a stock portfolio as his birth certificate,
 christian grey tendencies,
and is the type of person lana del rey gets depressed about

…my type?
well,
he posted a picture of his best friend of 10 years,
vans morgan,
on his instagram.
harmless,
right?
well mto claims lucien wanted to let us know he was allegedly coming out of the closet.
how?
well it was how he took the picture that has everyone assuming so…

LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

folks be weird.
so ^that is the cake they thought kim kardashian naturally has.
which by the way is completely unattractive.
so once they found out she was having her paparazzi photos edited,
the only logical thing to do was un-follow her.
well kim kardashian lost a ton of followers since she was exposed.
the daily mail has the full expose…

IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHEN I SAY I WAS "LMAO" WOW X MARKS THE FOX

HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHEN I SAY I WAS "LMAO" X MARKS THE FOX

shocked i say!
shocked!
this is one couple who i figured would stay together for the long run.
then i think how i need to get with it.
so jesse williams and his (soon to be x) wife,
aryn drake-lee,
are allegedly headed to splitsville.
shocked!
this is what ny daily news has to say…

THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX