well who peed in your corn flakes? (gregory stanton did)

i enjoy these new batch of idiots who document their crimes.
keep up the good work so we can publicly shame you.
this is such a disgusting story that i had to sit up.
so ^that hyena,
gregory stanton did the unthinkable.

He peed in our cereal in 2014

like so:

of course his dumb ass was caught.
a foxholer sent me the outcome

A Tennessee man has been sentenced to ten months in prison for urinating on a Kellogg’s cereal conveyor belt at a Memphis facility. 

Gregory Stanton, 49, was sentenced Friday in federal court after he pleaded guilty in November to tampering with consumer products.

He was indicted by a grand jury last September for ‘tainting consumer products with the intent to cause serious injury to the business of any person’

An indictment says Stanton was a contract worker at the Kellogg’s plant in April 2014 when he recorded a video of himself urinating into a bucket and dumping the contents into the Raisin Bran production line.

He also recorded himself urinating into a production line a month later. 

Stanton posted the videos online in 2016 which went viral on WorldStarUncut.com

Stanton’s clip showed him relieving himself on the conveyor belt of cereal.

By the time the general public laid eyes on the video, it was likely the products affected had already been distributed and consumed. 

The video led the company to alert law enforcement and launched an investigation that involved the Food & Drug Administration.

It has been more than two years since this incident came to our attention, and we are pleased that the responsible individual was brought to justice,’ A Kellogg’s spokesperson told WMC-TV. 

‘We want to thank the FDA and US attorney’s office for their commitment.’ 

Stanton was officially sentenced to prison May 24 by a U.S. District Court judge and was ordered to pay $10,000 in restitution. 

they need to start flogging criminals on tv.
legit whooping them for us to watch.

some of these hyenas need to be publicly shamed.
sitting in a cell,
getting fed,
and being able to work out just don’t cut it.
they need more punishment.

We could’ve been disgesting his pee!

they’ll use that method to embarrass innocent black folks.
i hate everything.

lowkey: what others could have done to our food/drinks?
all in the name of being spiteful.
i’m having nightmares.

article cc: daily mail

7 thoughts on “well who peed in your corn flakes? (gregory stanton did)

  1. You literally cannot trust people nowadays. I know I have probably ate intentionally contaminated foods before, but I have not actually witnessed it happen. Now I do not want to eat cereal anymore. Dammit!

  2. That’s just as bad as the dude pissing on the Rice Krispy treats production line! WTF is wrong with people?!
    Damn, he would have to piss on MY favorite cereal, Raisin Bran/Raisin Bran Crunch!! I’d beat his ass if I could get to him! LOL

    1. I’ma need an official order from the judge mandating a different prisoner a day will be selected to add a golden shower to his meals for the entirety of his stay.

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