This is from a gentleman I saw while browsing.
I would throw his screen name up but I am a good boy.
Anyway,
His “I Am Looking For” reads….

” my bitch….sugar daddy lookin 4 someone to please me by any meens meens nessary such ass money and sexually i want both not one or the other well ill take the money but other then that both or nothin DONT ASK TO SEE MY PICS if u not willin to do wat i asked in this box there is no need 4 us to talk period or u will get blocked dont get madd weni said i want the cash and stuff and block me cuz u kno wat it was wen u clicked my page I NEED 250.OO TO GET MY COMPUTER OUT THE SHOP WHO IS GONNA GIVE IT TO MEif its not u then don’t bother sending me a message…..ON SOME REAL SHIT DON’T HIT UP MY PAGE ASKIN 4 NOTHING AB SEEIN MY PICS THE ONLY U SHOULD WRITE TO ME IS ILL BE YA SURGAR DADDY IF NOT THAT DON’T HIT U WILL BE BLOCKED AFTER I READ YA MESSGAE “

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Uh huh so………………okay then.

First off, how are you going to be looking for something… but you being crazy disrespectful?
“My Bitch….” but goes into wanting a sugar daddy? What????
Does that make any kind of sense?
That first sentence alone does not make me want to fly to “Send Message” and meet up for coffee at Starbucks.

Furthermore,
the spelling and grammar is a big problem for me.
I mean, am I the only one?
What is “meens“, “nessary“, and a scratch my head-“SURGAR“?
I had to dumb myself down just to catch onto what he was saying.

This here though ->“lookin 4 someone to please me by any meens meens nessary such ass money and sexually i want both not one or the other well ill take the money but other then that both or nothin”

Excuse me?
Picky, aren’t we?
DEAD he said, I want both but Ill take the money other than that, both. ROTFLMAO! I’m in tears.

This is another entry that killed me slowly:

“I NEED 250.OO TO GET MY COMPUTER OUT THE SHOP WHO IS GONNA GIVE IT TO MEif its not u then don’t bother sending me a message”

What part of the game is this here tho?
C’Mon nowwwwwwwwwwwwwww, why must you do this to me?
I am baffled as to how is he even online?
Cell phone, maybe?

If you can afford a cell phone,
you should be able to get your computer out the muthafuckin shop!!!!!!!

At least if you trying to get a nigga’s gwop to pay a bill,
get on his good side and then ask after you performed the necessary services required (i.e that come out of pocket Becky).

This lost TOP (Yup you heard right) is probably young.
He has to be about 16 OR a jail bird playing on the prison computer.
Maybe a mentally retarded man who stumbled onto the computer and decided to press buttons.
I can’t even begin to go out like that.
At least let me have some dignity (and a spell checker).

LOL.