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Someone Remind Soulja Boy That He Is Not Chris Brown
SOULJA BOY IS A DUMB BLONDE.
YEAH… I SAID IT.…
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The Happy Hour of Doom’s Dick
ARGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
What a small world this is.
You can’t fuck someone without them knowing someone who knows someone.
This lifestyle had to be so tiny.
So I met up with a Wolf of mine who has been tryna lasso me for quite some time.
He is short, pudgy, and not my speed – BUT, he is still a friend.
We will call him PR since he does public relations for a major publication.
PR asked me to come with him to a Happy Hour’s spot after work.
I agreed since it was a beautiful day in the Concrete Forest.
When I got to the spot, he waved me down from where he was at the bar.
When I walked up to him, to my surprise, he was with someone.
When dude turned around……………
…. it was a dude I have mentioned before.
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The Well Endowed Loud-Mouth Italian
We have this client who comes into my job and you can hear him a mile away.
He is very loud and you can probably hear his voice in Pakistan.
We will call him Squawk because that is all he does.
Squawk is pretty gruff and rough around the edges.
Aren’t all Italians?
I guess I would give him a pass with his voice.
He has the type of voice that with the right tone,
it could turn into “come home and get this dick” type of thing.
But what is attached to the voice is just NOT kosher.
But, check it…
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