yuck

Shaquille O’Neal Is Suffering From Severe Athlete’s Foot

i can never get over some of these baller wolves paws.
some of them need to come with warning labels.
shaquille o’neal showed his to the world on tv.
foxhole,
you have been warned…
Continue reading “Shaquille O’Neal Is Suffering From Severe Athlete’s Foot” →

Antoine Dodson Sends Pipe Pics First; Business Last?

antoine dodson maybe one of “us” again.
well before you giggle uncontrollably,
he was trying his best to be straight again.
you know was trying to impress us with the cub and the new boxing career.
well it seems he got caught up recently sending out his pipe pics.
i know.
i know.
i just ate a pizza.
one of my favorite vix-bi sent me this alleged story from mto…
Continue reading “Antoine Dodson Sends Pipe Pics First; Business Last?” →

What That Mouth (Won’t) Do

one thing that drives me crazy is a dirt mouth.
like,
have you ever met an attractive dude,
the outside was looking’ real good,
his pictures on instagram was on fleek,
but as soon as he opened his mouth,
it smelled like the garbage of a coroner’s office?
yeah.
no bueno x’s 110.
mouth hygiene is very important in your daily interactions.
you can smell really good with your scent,
but that can trumped if your breath smells like straight dookie.
you know its real bad when you gotta use the word “dookie”.
now not every day will our mouth be “so fresh; so clean”,
but these are tips to avoid violating someone’s nostrils…
Continue reading “What That Mouth (Won’t) Do” →

The Online Attention Whore Who Was Full of Shit

can i tell you what one of my fantasies is?
cum closer.
i don’t want everyone to hear.
it’s meeting one of the fine attention whores offline.
mmmhmm.
probably one of the instagram “herbanut” cult members,
with about 500+ likes on every picture,
with the muscles,
“you know you’ll let me smash” pictures,
and the “i’m 100% straight” disclaimers.
uh huh don’t front!
those are usually the best ones to smash!
well nothing could turn me off more…
than what one of my readers experienced meeting one of them recently…

Continue reading “The Online Attention Whore Who Was Full of Shit” →

Pharrell Shows Jay Z “Two Girls; One Big Yeah Right”

pharrell got jay z grossed the fuck out off “two girls; one cup”?
well this showed up on my twitter feed today.
you know i had to watch that asap.
after some sniffing around,
i found the video clip!
ready for it?…

Continue reading “Pharrell Shows Jay Z “Two Girls; One Big Yeah Right”” →

Lemme Wash My Sheets Because They Got Years Of Cum Stains On Em

one of my vet foxholers sent me some videos he wanted me to watch.
it was from juanita bynum and its called, “no more sheets”.
ive heard of her,
but never listened to anything she did.
i decided to watch them today and well…