Who would have thunk in 2024,
Drake would be going full corporate Karen on us?

imagine starting a feud,
telling someone to pull up,
and when they beat your ass,
you run to the authorities claiming assault.
that’s drake today,
filing yet ANOTHER lawsuit with his label,
UMG…

The Dominican Jackal hit a sour note and it looks like he’s out of tune.

yesterday,
khalid got outed.
the response?
the fastest “yeah, and?” in history.

the outer,
hugo d almonte,
just gave us a reason to remember his name for something besides his music…

lately,
i’m seeing a lot of shocked pikachu faces online,
especially those who found out on election day…

That their partners pulled the lever for him and not her.

they’re left reeling,
airing their dismay on social media,
while pondering if they’re gonna break up.
duh?
which raises the questions...

i love when i witness a jackal trash an entire community,
and then a few from that same crowd pop up like:

“Oh nah,
they were talking to them!
They weren’t talking about me.”

…because for some odd reason,
they think they’re special snowflakes.
i love watching those types get embarrassed in the near future.
it’s a kink for me.

like this one:

NEWS

Nicky Jam, who stood on stage with Donald Trump one month ago while wearing a MAGA hat, says he is withdrawing his endorsement of the former president.

Nicky, whose father is Puerto Rican, tells his 43 million followers on Instagram that he supported Trump because he… pic.twitter.com/cbrRdFFCR2

— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) October 30, 2024

lol.
sooooooo…

Remember when that random person who does “comedy” insulted the entire island of Puerto Rico at that Trump Rally at MSG?

well,
trump has released his response on elon’s swamp for it…

Why is Bobby even on this ghetto ass show?
He should legit be a makeup artist or something productive.

i don’t what’s worse:

Zeus network or this craziness between Bobby Lytes and Tommie Lee

i see folks promoting some shit called “baddies“,
but when i look at clips on the swamp,
it’s ghetto hoes fighting for content.

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When and why did we get here?

i guess when they let bad girls club become a thing.
that and every season of some reality show,
the real cast member is the fight that goes down.
personally:

If you want to fight,
take that shit to the WWE or female boxing and make some real money.

anyhoo,
when it came to this beef between bobby lytes and tommie lee,
the forests are barking that she revealed bobby allegedly has AIDS…

I been trying to sit on this seat for YEARS and judging from these latest allegations,
it sounds like I could have.

mmm.
mmm mmm mmm.
some things i hear/read in the Foxvine,
i’m not too shocked.
i mean,
do we even get shocked anymore on beyonce’s 2024 internet?
it’s always something with these batch of humans nowadays.

NFL baller wolf for the Texans,
Stefon Diggs,
allegedly being bisexual wouldn’t be shocking to me.

hyper-sexual males always check the bi box tbh.
so apparently,
stefon was dickin’ down cardi b while she was 8 months pregnant.

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: #Texans star WR Stefon Diggs allegedly had an affair with world-famous rapper Cardi B while she was 8 months pregnant.

(via @Akademiks) pic.twitter.com/mOJoNDfM1X

— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) October 7, 2024

and apparently,
he was trying to dick down chris blake griffith too…