ummmmmmmm…
i un-followed the “potus” account and now i’m following it again.
allegedly,
it has happened to everyone who removed the account after obama left.
twitter…
don’t force these jackals and hyenas on us.
we will all collectively report you for spam.

uhhhhh…
so i decided to check marvin biename ig annnnndddddd…
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2016 taught me something.
hell i think my life has all come down to this lesson.
one i had to keep learning over and over:

You can’t be nice to these pineapples

they will take your niceness for weakness.
in the jungles,
the weakest animal is usually a target.
once they do that,
they will drain you for all that you have.
as soon as that’s done,
they will toss you to the side and look for a new supply.
you see the other animals don’t try no fuck shit with a lion.
a little fox tho?
yeah.
my job has done it all that,
but today,
and i had to get them right…
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 mi is a fuckin’ dumb ass.
yeah.
i said it.
you know she put a whole bunch of empty shit back in my cupboards?
from….
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…and it is with tyler perry.
so one of my home vixens called me today:

“tyler perry ain’t writing good”

now i didn’t get to watch “haves and have nots” last night,
since i usually save that for my binging,
but i was almost scared to ask that happened.
so…

oh,
and below contains potential spoilers…

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this is the rudest fuckin’ things i’ve seen in a long time.
i don’t even…
ugh.
so in a nutshell,
a hyena asks odell beckham jr’s father on his ig if his cub is gay.
the father also replied.
an f-bi damn near blew up my emails about this.
look at this shit…
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