i met someone today who had a lot of positive things to tell me.
you know when i receive a message,
i have to share it with the foxhole…

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so you know how i said my job was good?
well…

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when i talk to God,
i’m realizing i need to be more specific.
i was feeling un-wanted on thursday,
after seeing all these sexy wolves everywhere,
and i said in my head:

“God.
i want a WOLF to hit on me…”

…and thats it.
the good part i wasn’t sad about it.
i let it go and moved on about my life.
well someone hit on me alright…

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i saw a tweet thread today that had me laughing so loud:

for anyone on the corporate america ship,
or any professional situation,
there is a certain email language you have to use.
you can’t be responding with all the rah rah.
i know you want to,
but please don’t.
there is a lot of passive aggressive clapbackingtons.
whether it is from:

your boss
the bitch a few cubicles over
someone in a totally different department

even in industry.
the “paper trail” will keep you from getting caught up.
you have to learn how to successful font to ace it tho.
it took me a while,
but i’m a beast with my work emails.
i’m always down for a dumb ass to try it.
so i’m here to show the foxhole how to use certain phrases.
i use most of these from time to time….

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i said i’d be finished at 5:15pm.
that number popped into my head at the early part of the morning.
it was my last day at the art gallery and i had 900 more emails to move.
i was gonna get it done.
as i worked,
i sparked up conversation with my temporary supervisor…

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so my memorial day weekend is dead,
but my potential werewolf behavior is still alive and kicking.
so remember i told you guys about a wolf that i was attracted to heavy?
okay,
i’m attracted to a lot of wolves heavy,
but this was a wolf that worked in a different building at my old job.
he wanted me to come over and get some free clothes,
but i was so caught up in the whirlwind that was ww.
he was sexy af and was in a relationship with a fox.
you might be getting it now.
well he hit up the other day,
which led into what happened yesterday…
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