so it happened today.
“the meeting” i was talking about yesterday…
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so i took a day off today.
i needed a break.
i slept pretty much all day in result.
this job drains my energy.
anyway i received an email from the boss,
CC everyone that works in my department…

“DEPARTMENTAL MEETING TOMORROW.
MANDATORY”

guess i’ll be in work tomorrow.

i was gonna call out again.
mr. green,
the person who hired me,
will also be there as well.
there was also a part about being able to:

“speak about any issues you may have”

i got a text from the wolf in my department couple minutes after.
he wanted to know if i also received the email.
he said he was gonna say something and speak his mind.
he said everyone wants to speak as well.
i guess in my defense,
i have some things to say as well,
but i had to wonder…
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so i saw this quote today and had to laugh.
these simple bitches are up my ass yet again…
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so as you know,
i love to dress.
there was a time i use to look like “wtf?”.
 i wasn’t born fly nah!
after star fox took me under his fashion wing,
i was able to learn how to coordinate a good outfit.
when i started getting the hang of it,
i would send him a picture and he would be blown away.

“aight j.
you not gonna be showing me up out here.“

i miss that.
anyway i’m not saying i’m the best that ever did it,
but i get compliments every single day i go to work.
even strangers would sometimes stop me.
i can even look at someone and tell them what they should put on.
some of the mailroom wolves started asking me for fox swagg tips at work.
like this one today…
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so last night,
i decided i was going to start doing positive affirmations.
like 4real 4real this time.
after carefully hunting through the perfect positive statements,
i decided on:

“i am a magnet.
i draw all of god’s blessings to me.”

i even put a picture of a big magnet on my phone.
i wanted it to face the opposite direction.
so when i hold my phone,
it will draw my desires to me.
brilliant,
huh?

well today,
i thought i may have done something wrong…
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he gone ya’ll.
gone!
i was at the copier and felt this hand squeeze me on my waist…
Continue reading “Goodbye (Onto The Next One)” →