WHEN WE ROLE PLAY: (52)

you start talking to someone your friend hooks you up with.
he proceeds to tell you he is a “model“.
he hasn’t done any kind of modeling work.
he just takes nice pictures and posts them online.
he gets 440 likes every time he puts up a picture on instagram.
he has 7,000 followers on twitter.
he has 2 facebook pages because the first one was past limit.
he never had a job,
barely has any skills,
and lives off his middle class parents who support his dream.

he looks like this…

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WHEN WE ROLE PLAY: (51)

you met this guy:

you have been talkin for a while.
you also like fuckin’ him.
the sex is great.
things are perfect, right?
why would they be?
this is when we role play for god sakes.
one night after some of the best dinner (he cooked) and sex you ever had,
he has a confession….

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WHEN WE ROLE PLAY: (50)

ok everyone.

your friend wants to hook you up on a blind date.
i know.
the dreaded blind dates that no one ever gets right.
he feels he has your exact type and you should like him.
he wants to introduce you that evening at his crib.
you get there and he is in the living room waiting.
well what do you think?…

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WHEN WE ROLE PLAY: (49)

this is for everyone.

foxes.
wolves.
and hybrids.

i liked the last one.
ready for another round?

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WHEN WE ROLE PLAY: (48)

this is for everyone.

foxes.
wolves.
and hybrids.

we haven’t done one of these in a long time.
{{{blows dust off}}}}

let’s get into it…

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WHEN WE ROLE PLAY: (47)

EVERYONE…

you are chillin on jack’d.
it’s a hurricane so you know,
everyone is online right now.
you meet this guy:

you immediately get his number.
you guys start talking and you realize you both have a lot in common.
the conversation goes on for hours.
you ask him to send you another pic,
and he sends you this…

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