i don’t think i’ll ever be wet again

foxhole…
sigh.
stuff like this gives me multiple orgasms.
don’t judge me.
it’s the little nerdy things that make me happy.

so i’ve been on the hunt for a certain weather app.
one that’s more “fox swagg oriented.
i’ve wanted one to suggest what to wear,
depending on the temperature.

new yawk and it’s bipolar weather
plus,
it could be feel one way in your den,
but as soon as you step outside
i think i found the app for my needs that i wanted to share….
Continue reading “i don’t think i’ll ever be wet again”

I’ll Give You My Lung and Middle Toe In Exchange For It

tumblr_m0basjq74h1r2gk0po1_500the official welcome.
spring will be right around the corner.
my absolute favorite season!
so im still kinda sick.
like 75% better.
last night i came home,
took some nyquil,
and crashed mid sentence on the phone with my friend….
Continue reading “I’ll Give You My Lung and Middle Toe In Exchange For It”