Don’t Let Your Mama Catch You Running The Train In Her Living Room!

ALL ABOARD!
NEXT STOP: PISSED OFF MAMA!

this young wolf learned a valuable lesson.

1. make sure he knows his mama work schedule.
2. call ya mama to see where she at.

obviously his mind was more concerned with the pussy than the logistics

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Let’s Just Fuck And Get It Over With

you like to fuck me, don’t you?


i know.
i like to fuck you too.
we fuck really good.
our sexual chemistry is… influential.
remember when we fucked in front of your best friend?
he said he was about to join us.
lol.
no wait…wait… remember the first time we ever fucked?
you thought it would be cute to decorate the bedroom with candles.
it made me smile.
obviously you didn’t know we were going to… fuck.
that “raw passionate nasty” type of fucking.
i hate you fucking.
make up sex fucking.
i miss you fucking.
just got out of jail fucking.
“i waited a long time for this” fucking.
fucking has no romance.
there are no candles or roses on the bed.
anita baker or teddy pendergrass.
it’s an explosion of lust.
and you lusted me… hard.
on the floor.
like an animal.
making me beg.
making me cry.
i felt like your nasty bitch.
i actually loved it.
i wanted you to stop.
you didn’t.
you alley ooped all in my shit.
did the dougie in my booty.
you took it and owned it.
i had no choice.
i didn’t care.
it was good.
it was amazing.
it was dynamic.
i could still smell you on me the next day.
but… we have to stop this.
it isn’t healthy.
i can’t keep doing this.
it isn’t going anywhere.
you just want my ass.
the lock to the garden of ecstasy.
i just want your dick.
the only thing that tames me.
i become your slave.
you like that.
i hate that.
your dick has this control over me.
shit i’m horny now.
let’s fuck and get it over with.
end it once and for all.

ya know what?
i’ll let marsha ambrosius sing it for you in her new song

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Rihanna Is Unapologetic For Her New Album Cover

she’s back.
well, she never left.
she has been releasing albums every year like clockwork.
this happens to be her 7th, which is a blessing for her career.
she could have been back in barbados, frying fish, and singing off key:

I WISSSHHH… I NEVVERR METTT HIMMM AT ALLLL!

i like the cover tho.
how i’m feeling these days….

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“Oh Shit! Damn! I’m The Daddy! I’m The Daddy” Reggie Bush Screamed….

Remember this vixen Reggie was with…

from this entry:

Reggie Bush Has A Type…

well…

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Got Caught Cheating So He Makes You… Drink Boo Boo Water?!?!??!?!?!

what is the world coming to?
please tell me?

the following picture is disturbing and quite frankly,
i couldn’t get though without dry heaving

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WHEN WE ROLE PLAY… (45)


you are looking fresh today.
you woke up on the right side of the den.
you are wearing the perfect fit.
everyone is looking at you and taking all that sexiness in.

in your lucky day,
you met 2 candidates.

A.

Accountant.
Armani suit.
Rolex.
Married.
Down Low.
Looking for someone on the side until he leaves his wife.
Trick.

B.

Jobless.
Aspiring Rapper.
Discreet.
Black T.
True Religions.
Fitted.
Looking for Relationship.
Two kids.

now some faces…

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