Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON SUS

i have a ton of excuses why i had a sex session with an underage guy

some folks like to make excuses for their fuckery.
we have all done fucked up things where we had excuses for it,
but i had to wonder

Is there some shit that is inexcusable?

^that no name gay socialite aka attentionisto had a shit ton of excuses.
why?
he confessed on twitter to allegedly being sexual with someone underaged

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with all the legal coochie he could get, i hope rome flynn isn’t chasing underaged ones

rome flynn is FIONE.
i had to use caps with this one.
when he first showed up on “how to get away with murder“,
i was like…

there are some heavy allegations happening about rome today tho.
lust deactivated?
he is being accused of messing around with young vixens.
ughhhhhhhhhh.
this twitter thread tho…

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Dwight Howard Likes To Play With The Kiddies?

Screen Shot 2014-06-07 at 9.49.59 PMnba baller wolf,
dwight howard,
got some ‘splainin to do.
it seems like our loveable overgrown dork was alleged beatin around the underaged bush.
in other words?
he was in an alleged relationship with some underaged girl.
one he was callin’ his “princess”.
has it come to this dwight?
literally?
well here are some receipts of the alleged antics that the young chick exposed…
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