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does tyler perry have the church folks clutching pearls and grabbing vibrators for “all the queens men”?

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um…
are ya’ll sure “all the queens men” is a tyler perry show?
so we know michael “bolo” bolwaire from foxhole past.
he started as a stripper,
stripper reality show contestant,
stripper movie role,
and now stripper tv show.
he has come a long way.
tyler perry got bolo to do alla this

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down in the valley where all the queens men are (tyler perry will cater with hot dogs)

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it’s clear to me that tyler perry wakes up and is choosing violence these days.
his latest productions are a good damn time.
explicit sex scenes,
butt cheeks,
and pipe with some kind of plot that i’m sure leaves folks wondering “huh?”.
tyler clearly loved “p valley” like the rest of us.
he launched a new show on bet+ called “all the queen’s men” about male strippers.

it stars eva marcille and…

…some past foxhole meat treats like jaye hardbody.
i meannnnnnn…

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devale ellis is giving us dad bod and dilf at the same time

i’ll never forget i was standing in the concession line at barclays for a basketball game,
this had to be about 3 or 4 years ago,
and this fine-ass wolf walked past with his kids and equally fine wife.
you know i was like who dat daddy isssssss?
when i looked closer,
i saw it was devale ellis.
i remember devale from various web series and i always thought he was fine af.
he has since upgraded to bet’s “sistas” by tyler perry and moved to la.
i saw these photos taken by joshua dwain and…

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tyler lepley ain’t gay and neither is tyler perry

i thought tyler lepley was one of the sexiest wolves on “have and have nots“.
when that show first started,
he was one of the many reasons tuned in to watch his character “benny”.
as his career grew,
he turned into a real snack over the years:

 

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i remember writing something about him in the past and he ended up blocking me.
the article was about was seeing someone who looked like him on the train one day.
won’t lie to you,
it hurt,
but i moved tf on and found many other wolves to lust after.
i heard through the foxhole that he wasn’t comfortable with male attention.
he allegedly blocked many other males from supporting him.
so when he had this interview on the podcast “lip service” via “rolling out“…

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tyler perry shows us what a midlife crisis looks like

tyler perry is single and ready to mingle.
vixens would be stupid to turn him down?
he is God-fearing,
working on his bawdy,
has a whole empire,
and did i mention paid?
he posted this on his ig stories and…

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tyler perry said we got complaints but he got ratings and a loyal audience bihhhh

^this is 51.
he looks good tbh.
tyler perry is feeling himself and every last one of us will learn to deal.
every last one of us has had critiques about tyler’s productions.
i know i have.
he told “variety” that those who have opinions and complaints aren’t his audiences…
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