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Lay Down Some Rubber (Jodi… Jodi… My Jodi….)
Jodi looks like a good fuck… and that is it.
Well, judging from his little sex tape and his Twitter wall… he is a nice Wolf to let beat one time you need some.
For those who need an update on Jodi,
click here.
Anyway,
this version has him and his friend…
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Pose! Up Front and Personal with George Hill
Things I have learned about George Hill While Reading His REAL Twitter Timeline
He is a homophobe.
He is having a lot of sex.
He is lonely…. with many hoes.
He goes to the club scruffy.
He smokes a lot of weed with his friends.
He has sex in his car.
He is a street corner quote hussla.
He doesn’t have a job.
He wonders how all his pictures get online.
He needs to pull those boogers out his nose when he takes pictures.
Ok I made that up.
We know his Twitter makes him appear like the the typical ignorant negro.
That’s fine.
I’d rather him not talk personally.
Just shut the fuck up and give me material to jerk off about.
I decided to give my Foxes something to lust over.
… even though he comes off as an asshole lol…
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Another Lance Gross Love Tap
You know how much we love Lance in our Foxholes, right?
Well, I saw this pic of him in “Baller Wolf” garb…
… and I damn near wanted to eat him alive…
He makes me feel things inside that I should not be feeling….
EDIT: My Jump Off In My Head FAKES HIS WAY On Twitter
Nerd did me so well.
You did a Fox so so so well mister.
Ya know, that gives the wrong impression when you read it out loud lol
Well as you know, I consider this Wolf to be my Jumpoff In My Head.…
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The Fox Who Cried “WOLF!!!… STOP!!!!!! NO REALLY!!! STOP!!!”
If I hear about another Wolf telling me about a Fox who could not take his pipe….
… even after bragging that he could.
I think it is false advertising.
“LOOKING FOR:
FOX WANTING A NICE BODY AND A NICE BIG DICK.
LITTLE DICKS NOT WELCOMED.
ONLY BIG SQUASH DICKS HERE.
YOU HEAR ME!
DON’T HIT ME UP IF YOU GOT A NORMAL DICK.
I NEED A BIG FAT DICK!!! YUMMM!!!”
… then when he meets his fat double-dicked Stallion Wolf,
10 minutes through the ride, he is ready to get off…
… and not without a fight.
What is with these Foxes who cry WOLF… STOP!
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Do You Ever Think About Mowing The Lawn In The Other Yard?
Kim Kardashian an her family are just about over.
THANK GOD!
Yeah, I said it… right along with the other people, blogs, and news outlets.
I have been low key watching this disaster from afar and I can say her extended 15 minutes are ticking at a 11:20.
I tried to tell people she was nothing but a talentless attention whore with a fake ass.
Everyone got sucked into her looks and the fact she can piece together an outfit.
That didn’t impress me because I could see right through her.
She wrote a letter to her “fans” (didn’t know she had them) making a brief statement about her… problems.
In it, she claims she is a *in Kim voice* “Just a romantic!”
An over the top wedding that was paid by sponsors?
Didn’t know a romantic could make love look so… forced?
Especially with a Wolf you could see she had no real connection with.
Either way, her sad situation got me to thinking about how other people fall for the silliest things.
Do people just see the surface?
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