“i wait for you to come online.
to tweet.
post a picture.
to say something.
anything.
i watch from afar,
but i feel like i know you.
i think about you all the time.
you actually make me so hot.
you know how many times i imagined you eatin’ me?
fuckin’ me?
more times that i can count.
i don’t even know you,
but i like you.
i just know your name.
nothing else…”

being online has given us the opportunity to crush a lot harder.
i know it has for me.
instead of seeing this wolf on the street,
and holding onto the mental snap shot,
i can now head to his instagram and screen shot his image.
he doesn’t even have to fuck my brains out.
i can look at his shirtless pictures and use my imagination.
the thing is that these images of the wolves i want,
we want,
are allowing us to live vicariously through a fantasy.
this new age of being legal stalkers is easier than having the person 4real.
ya know…
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well this happened an hour ago…
so khloe kardashain and amber rose decided to go at it on twitter.
girl fight?
you be the judge.
amber said that tyga should be ashamed of allegedly dating an under aged kylie.
kylie is seventeen years old.
tyga is her friend,
black chyna’s,
baby daddy.
(remember when black chyna was running around with the kardashians?
was that a set up knowing he was allegedly trying to get with kylie?)
so it was from this interview on “the breakfast club” ( @ 27:12  ) :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW3tx9cSw1s

i personally don’t think she said anything disrespectful.
i mean we all thinking it.
anyway khloe found out and came to her sister’s honor.
this is khloe’s clap back tweets…
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^that is the she-jackal that outed wale.
it was this big confusion with whether he was outed by a he-jackal.
is it me or does she looks like a mix of…
Continue reading “Look At Who Wale Was Outed By” →

…a fence tho?
where the hell was this party?
a house in oakland?
anyway so that was the ^word though the many forests today.
well you know chris had to respond on a platform he loves…
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i think kenya moore is “tv gold”.
many don’t,
but she brings a certain “something” to reality tv.
well as you know,
or don’t,
she was fired from “the celebrity apprentice” last night.
before she left,
her and auntie viv went at it.
i.
was.
SCARED!
well kenya appeared on wendy williams today to talk about it and…
Continue reading “Kenya Moore and The Exit We Still Talmbout” →

how about a late night snack before bed?
how about 13 of them?
i was feeling a little hungry and of course,
krave magazine had what i was looking for.
their “king of hearts kalendar” for 2015 is a treat all in its own…
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