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Who Wants To See My Sex Tape? My Dack Is Huge!

bigdackme!
trent richardson!
pretty please!
with sprinkles on top!
so you know its bad when you are a bust on the field,
as well as in the bedroom.
an f-bi filled me in that NO ONE wants to buy trent richardson’s sex tape.
according to tmz…
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I Bet This Drafted Baller Wolf Tastes Like Chocolate

i caught myself watching TMZ yesterday.
was in mid conversation with a friend when i saw some dread wolf on the screen from the back.
his back made me drown said vixen out.
i couldn’t make out what they were saying with her babbling,
but i know i was going to investigate him EARLY.

well, peep this…

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