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Jay Z Got 99 Problems and George Zimmerman’s Alligator Is One?

i don’t know about you,
but i love it when jackals and hyenas fade to obscurity.
it makes me all tingly inside knowing they’re on the next train to siberia.
george zimmerman‘s fat ass hasn’t boarded yet.
he decided it was in his best interest to threaten jay z of all people.
a foxholer sent me what happened to share via the root
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WHEN WE ROLE PLAY: (58)

you are a ___________.
pick a profession that involves you being in the public eye
or you have great recognition in your career.
either way,
you aren’t out of the closet because of this field.
your close people you trust know about you,
but your family and co-workers don’t.
you want to keep your profession and dating life separate.
you have been dating him:

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he is an aspiring model/actor,
but he works as your accountant/manager.
he went to school for it.
it was serious.
well you found out…

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WHEN WE ROLE PLAY: (57)

you been rocking with:

tumblr_ml5f02rbba1qazf6co1_500cute huh?
i know.
you got good taste.
ya’ll met and have kept it on the low thus far.
he is discreet and happens to be entering the draft to the nba.
…um, score?
well not so fast.
meet his ex…

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