i asked myself how i would act if i had a set of cheeks like this.
I’d be scared
first of all,
how am i even gonna find jeans that fit?
walking down the block would be a chore.
i hate attention as is and that would be too much.
everyone would probably assume that i was a vixen.
i wouldn’t be with it…
until the day someone like this pulls over to get my number:
they just trying to smash (
and i’d let them tbh).
as much fun as the fantasy is,
it could actually keep your ass in the crib.
some jackals go crazy over a fat ass.
they lose all common sense and come out of character.
it will have you wearing a dashiki to stop all the attention.
well everyone meet yadi aka the booty guru.
would you want a tail like this?…
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