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nicki minaj should blame the barbz for making her number 2

can someone explain to me WHAT nicki minaj is doing?
as you know,
this whole “queen” era is a shit show.
i didn’t think queens carry on the way how she is.
so the billboard charts came out and nicki came in at number 2.

you’d think coming in second would be no issue,
right?
wrong.
she got to fonting on twitter and …
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Was Tim Chung Doing The Night Patrol Inside Kylie’s Uterus?

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why are they pushing her story line to be a reckless hoe?
i’m so fascinated at what she’s done to her face and bawdy,
this is the first time i’m seeing ^that bodyguard wolf.
i think i would have noticed him in the pics i saw with her.
alas,
this is the story line we’re rolling with for kylie.
she needs something since she is pretty boring outside a filter.
everyone meet her alleged potential baby daddy wolf,
tim chung
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