does this…

make you hard as steel?
wolves come and go,
but green can keep me warm at night.
no seriously it can:

if i asked your broke ass what would you do if you got rich tomorrow…
i am sure you could provide me a list or two.
hell maybe 5.
we spend our days day dreaming of a better life.
this is what we bust our ass for daily.
getting up and going to a “ain’t shit” job.
working about 10 hours a day hoping one day,
it will all pay off.
one where we can afford to pay our bills,
eat at the most expensive restaurants,
travel to far away lands,
and hob knob with the best of em.
don’t even have to mention the amount of pussy/ass/dick you will get.
once you have money,
it cums (literally) by the boat loads.
i’m sure those online attention whores will finally notice you.
everyone becomes your friend.
you can literally buy other people to hang with you.
life certainly starts to become more enjoyable.
well that is before it’s all gone.
money,
low self esteem,
and no plan is the devil.
i had to ask the foxhole…

Can you mentally afford to be rich?

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shopping can be so relaxing.
especially when you haven’t done it in a while.
all you are thinking about is how good you will look in your new diggs.
for me, i did all my budgeting today.
got my “save ‘n’ stack” situation right.
i won’t be the fool again.

so i went to a couple stores on my lunch break and did a little spending.
in the middle of trying to decided between the white one and the purple one,
this wolf walked up into the section i was in.
took my fuckin’ breath away.
i had to stop deciding to start looking at his ass….

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You remember my fat caked up Baller Wolf Deshawn Stevenson:

I’ve wanted to ride that Maverick for years.
I bet he would give me something to talk about.

But, today, he wanted me to talk about something totally different.
The Brooklyn Nets star doesn’t have to EVER worry about leaving home without money…

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