i love a nice bowl of soup on those days i want to feel cozy.
my favorite american soup is italian wedding.
those of us who grew up in the barbados,
or those with bajan parents,
know that the staple is chicken and dumpling soup.

i HATE dumplings btw.
as you know,
soup can get real fuckin’ hot.
i don’t know what possessed this demon to throw soup on a manager in a store in texas…

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imagine being sick af,
like wild sick,
and another male brings you soup and you say:

“Nah homie,
that’s too gay.
I might just have to die.”

a foxholer sent me the following video and i was pretty grossed out.
three (maybe four) grown-ass jackals stewing in toxic masculinity…

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i’m sure you’ve seen this monster crawling on your wall before.
summer time they are all over my damn apartment.
well what if it was floating in your soup?…
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