“the king of cakes”, grandy glaze, and malik joseph show us if soap or body wash lathers better

i wonder what grandy glaze’s pre-baller wolf teammates think about this sudden career shift?
it’s really interesting,
tbh.
so everyone wanted it and the foxhole got it.

 

this is the trailer from the grandy glaze and malik joseph onlyfans collab…

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foxhole, britney wants you to know it’s not a rose! it’s soap! (it’s just soap)

this looks like the real britney spears.
depending on who you speak to,
they’d tell you that this:

…is a designer imposter.
it’s no surprise that britney has been off for a while now.
i saw a recent video that had me put my hand to my mouth.
it was her in the tub letting us know a rose really wasn’t a rose
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azealia banks wants to make sure your bussy is on point

so azealia banks has a soap for all your bussy needs.
*shrug*
yeah,

we’re gonna font about it.
you know i loves shenanigans.

so as you know,
or didn’t,
“bussy” is another term for your “foxhole”.
for those who need to be led to the water,
i’m gonna seriously judge you this sunday

azealia has a soap called “bussyboy” that she sells on her site,
cheapyxo.

she posted exactly what “bussyboy” does on her twitter.
she gave a a few examples from a happy customer as well…
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Get Up In That Ass (Funk)

ribbed-blue-washclothyou see ^that?
well if you aren’t familiar with it,
it’s called a “wash cloth”.
it is the key factor in this thing called “washing ya ass”.
“washing ya ass” is a huge problem amongst many people in the world today.
no one wants to meet you,
get you naked,
and smell “eau de naturel pineapple funk”.
you want to know something else surprising

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WOLF MEAT (50)

We are at the halfway mark of WOLF MEAT boys…

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