The Cotton You Pick Is Going To Make My Prom Dress

“see this is what we not gon’ do…”
is it me,
or have most of the whites really started showing their tails as of late?
i know racism has always been alive and well in the country,
but everything seems more enhanced now.
social media has helped show us the real world.
it can be really gross.
so i saw this picture and couldn’t stop smh via yahoo
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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (66)

i know this type well.
it’s usually a young hood she-hyena.
she got mad pineapples in her spot and her cubs are there.
either one of the pineapples is fuckin’ her,
or they all are,
but it’s def a case for cps.
well meek mill uploaded the following caption:

and this video
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Dr. Fix-A-FLat Won’t Be In The Office For A While (Try Back In A Few Years)

i suspect the next time anyone wants fake bunz,
they will make sure to do the research.
so a transgendered she-jackal is headed to jail.
she thought she could play “doctor” and fill bawdy parts with glue and fix-a-flat.
it wasn’t until one of her clients died that she was hauled off to jail.
well she will be sitting on her own fix-a-flat to think about her crimes via the new york post
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How Much “L”s Is This For Phaedra Parks Now?

when my spirit doesn’t care for someone,
i am usually 99.9% right.
when i first saw phaedra parks on her debut on “rhoa”,
she rubbed me the wrong way.
she didn’t do anything in particular,
but her energy came off sus.
well after seasons of alleged scheming and lying,
i ended up being right.
in her latest alleged lying,
it seems she fibbed her way in being divorced as well.
remember this:

well then this happened via reality tea
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A Broken Window Breaks Twice

today started out so well too.
after i wrote that entry,
i was on top of the world.
my fox swagg was coming back.
i was gonna go get some more groceries and get my fur trimmed.
that is until i went to make some tea and the pilots wouldn’t light.

“fuck me.”

i called my landlord and he told me there was a gas leak
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When Unemployment Finally Rings

i was feeling pretty down today.
i’m my most creative when i’m depressed.
i was also tired.
sleep did not happen last night.
the deadline was today and i still had heard nothing from unemployment.
well as i watched the latest episode of “hbo girls” earlier,
i finally got the call.
it was like…
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