slapmyfatty

Where The SlapMyFatty Went

speaking of “bunz” and “for sale”…
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Did Safaree Get A HUGE Amount of Alleged Pipe Leakage?

*the entry is explicit content.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

…and it’s literally that much.
so one of my favs,
slapmyfatty,
is back.
he/she/it doesn’t hold out like the other baiters.
it’s release and go with that one.
“i like that” *dj khaled voice*
well he/she/it is allegedly back and safaree is the grand opening.
foxhole…

Devin Thomas, The Foxhole Fav, Gets Some Pipe Leakage

/this entry is definitely parental advisory.
viewer discretion is advised.

^this was my favorite picture of his.
remember when my first baller wolf crush was on devin thomas?
that is how the foxhole was born.
i wanted that pipe and i wanted it bad.
well he went left field,
lost his career,
latched onto that weed religion,
and i got confused with the antics.
he could have been big,
but it seems he was exposed to something that ruined him.
well slapmyfatty did it again.
he/she/it got the nudes of my past crush for 2017.
everyone,
check out devin thomas without the fur…

A Message From SlapMyFatty

im starting to wonder how he realllllllllyyy baited those wolves.
^that makes you wonder.
oh and i saw most of all ya’ll in “dickland”.
i was standing in line with my trench coat and glasses on.
don’t look at me.
so slapmyfatty who runs “dickland” has been caught…
again.
he left this message for us to read…
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Victor Cruz Gets Some Alleged Pipe Leakage?

well god has blessed me…
and i’m sure he has blessed you.
spanish papi and baller wolf of dreams,
victor cruz,
got some alleged pipe leakage for us.
its seems slapmyfatty is on a “role” these days.
get it?
okay corny joke i know.
well here is what he had to offer us.
allegedly...

Dick Pics Make The World Go Round

“i know you want to see me naked.
low-key…
i want to see you naked as well.
if thats what you look like with your shirt on,
i can’t stop imagining what the whole package looks like.
the thing is baby…
i like you.
well i like what you are bringing to the table so far.
this first conversation is cool.
hell i don’t even know your last name or what your favorite color is.
i just don’t want to move so fast baby.
i want to get to know you better.
is that cool?
hello?
…um.
hello…?”