will smith and chris rock is the talk of the forests today.
you can’t go on anyone’s social media without seeing the jokes.
they are even teaching the public about losing your hair.
this is what i got in my notifications as i was editing this entry:

the slap heard around social media did its job in creating conversation.
from what i’ve seen,
will isn’t really out here like that.
his name has been in one or two conversations,
but he tends to keep his head low.
jada,
on the other hand…
so when will smacked the fire out of chris rock last night at the oscars…

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CAUSE BABY DON’T GIVE A FUCK!
well he should because he is in some fuck shit at the moment.
dababy is out here allegedly slapping vixens in the face.
this video with the apology tho…

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i keep saying that straight males have it easy.
they the only ones who can do gay shit and get away with it.
well,
unless your obj.
other straight males,
however,
can do whatever they want.
according to the foxhole from the ig foxhole,
this is allegedly a slap happy attentionisto clarence on some wolf backside… Continue reading “the straights do gay shit better than the gays?” →

there was a hyena who lived in front of my building.
i heard all this commotion outside.
when i looked out,
this asshole murdered a cat by repeated slamming a door into it.
i cried for hours that night.
i can still hear that door and that poor car screaming in agony.
last i heard,
he was in jail for murdering someone.

this jackal at one of my last jobs.
he would talk about how,
as a kid,
he would randomly kill animals with no remorse.
he’d snap their necks and legit laugh about it.
he turned out to be a heartless son of a bitch.
never cared about who he hurt or the lives he destroyed.
last i heard,
he was rising up the ladder in his career.

“miss sunday” from “game of thrones“,
nathalie emmanuel,
shared this video on her twitter.
i’m gonna share it with the foxhole…

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…well apparently.
an f-bi sent me this video and it shocked the hell outta me.
i didn’t know jackals were so bold with their domestic violence nowadays.
so check it.
vixen gets caught by her “man” at club down in houston.
this is how he responds…
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well as you know,
celebs were going wild in july.
folks was beefing,
tweetin’ out subliminals,
and making singing diss tracks.
it was a mess.
well one person who clearly is about that life is azealia banks.
when a tweeter said that celebs need to cut the shit and fight each other,
azealia responded that she was gonna do just that.
….with erykah badu.
you read right.
“i was born underwater with three dollars and six dimes” badu.
here are the tweets in my favorite position,
“the bottom up”…
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