i ain’t even gonna cap but:

IN HIS PRIME,
I WOULDA LET MARLON BRANDO TAKE ME TF DOWN.

i’m not talmbout “godfather” marlon.
i’m talmbout “a streetcar named desire“-era marlon:

if i met a dude right now that looked and acted like marlon in this movie….
Jesus help him cause i’m taking him for a ride.

“ask me if i give a damn cause i don’ttttttttttt.”
it seems like the late marlon took down many celebs in his prime too.
a tiktok revealed who became a body in his contact list…

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i can’t wait to take a picture like this with my future manz.
God,
I see what you have done for others nah…
i knew nba baller wolf,
steph curry,
was pretty hot after that picture.
you can’t trust most couples these days,
but i really like his marriage to ayesha curry.
they were both spotted in mexico recently,
but can we talk about how hot they both are?
per “daily mail“…

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Adult Content, Nudity, Sexual situations

i legit screamed during that scene.
i want my cheeks munched on now.
cal jacobs (played by eric dane),
nate’s dad in euphoria on hbo,
has a really interesting storyline.
last season,
it was revealed he was smashing young trans-vixens.
this season,
it seems he has elevated to gay males.
in last week’s episode,
he was head-first in some black tail.
imagine being an extra in a sex scene with one of your favs?
the person that the tail belonged to revealed himself on twitter.
his name is christin byrdsong and well…

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i still say jason derulo got in the door when chris brown fell off that one time.
don’t sleep on him tho.
he got loyal fans and i think he’s a pretty good dancer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr-fjrg_UR4

he had ( x some of the best tiktoks ) when the pandemic first happened too.
don’t you dare ever call him another r&b singing wolf cause he will put the paws to ya tho.
he fought not 1 but 2 dudes in vegas for calling him usher via tmz…

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nfl baller wolf formerly of the tampa bay bucs,
antonio brown,
is always showing us his ass.
his muscular ass,
but his ass nonthelese.

he gives no fucks consistently.
i always enjoy writing about him but Jesus Christ.
so he decided to leave yesterday’s game shirtless…

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how many people know someone who currently has the rona?

some died; others lived to tell the tale.
with this new omarion omicron variant dancing in these lungs,
it seems more people are catching it at higher rates.
my friends and i been trying to 2-step out that bitch’s way.
i was telling someone today that…

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