good boy.
i could do without the “miley cyrus tongue” face trey.
well at least his looks clean.
so do you want us to fuck you or give you a throat culture?
i’m confused.
the meat looks like it’s hanging just right tho.
i’m not confused about that.

lowkey: i guess he stopped working out?

there is no inappropriate time to take a selfie.
i’ve seen selfies with people on the toilet,
at funerals,
and even having sex.
how about after a plane crash?
well gawker has shown me everything…
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selfies.
the new way to show the world an up close and personal view of yourself.
no one else.
just you.
in a mirror,
at the park,
at school,
on the toilet,
giving birth,
or at a funeral:

“caption: at big mama funeral!
click click my nigga”
required for instagram or other attention whoring purposes.
now you know i love sexy wolves,
but someone sent me a selfie bouquet of todd tucker (kandi’s fiance from rhoa) and well…
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nicki minaj wasn’t going to let kim kardashian get all the wolfie admiration today.
btw: nice bewbs.
allllllllllllllllllll right so can we get a sexy half naked wolf now?
maybe a dick pic?
lets bring on the celebrity kielbasa for din din!

just a hunch tho…
that was yeezus response soon after.
was there a lot of this last night?:

stay tuned for more exciting tweets as the @attentionwhores mate!

lowkey: the thought of yeezus and sleezus together just…
ugh.

kim kardashian wants you to know she is back.
new weight loss and all.
she posted this unfiltered selfie on instagram for the wolves world to know…
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