Oh,
Saquon,
was it worth it?

some people simply don’t understand the assignment.
either in life choices or for events.
nothing drives me crazy when it’s a themed event and people dress out of theme.

That’s like the time I went to a pajama party and people showed up in jeans.
Here I was,
wearing this fly Tommy Hilfiger pajama set I got on sale from Macys.
Only about five of us showed up dressed in the proper attire.

nfl baller jackal,
saquon barkley,
could have tried a little harder at the met gala.
he looks like he is wearing a leftover from the espys.
where is the white fiance?

his teammate,
jalen hurts,
didn’t have scheduling conflicts last night tho…

i know,
it sucks.
we think everyone black and fine has great decision making.
nfl baller wolf of the eagles,
jalen hurts,
is black and fine but seems to have great decision making.

…but why didn’t his teammate,
Saquon Barkley,
have great decision making?

that was the question i asked my friend yesterday.
he responded:

some males fan the flames of their rumors,
especially when it’s alleged gay rumors.
nfl baller wolf,
odell beckham jr,
is no stranger to his alleged gay rumors.
he truly has no fucks to give about them.
i saw this clip with him and rookie,
saquon barkley,
in a recent game…
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for the wolves who are trying to play “the fantasy”,
it’s best we don’t hear from their s/o.
i mean i get it.
their usually claiming his meat,
but saquon barkley’s vixen had to be so corny about it.
so as you know,
saquon made his debut in this year’s “espn body issue”.
this is what his vixen,
@annacongdon,
put on her social media…
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nfl baller wolves have the best bawdies in sports.
they usually have:

arms
chest
backs
legs
tails

they are always stacked in the right places.
most always have a handsome face to go with it.
they tend to be a whole meal.
so as you know…
i’ve been waiting for saquon barkley and his 2018 espn “body issue” pictures.
one of my great f-bi sent me saquon’s package for our review…
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foxhole.
it’s that time of year again.
one of my favorites,
actually.
the “espn body issue” is cummin around the corner.
yes.
a meat buffet for all!
a foxholer sent me one of the entrees,
yasiel puig,
from the dodgers….

…in motion.
well…
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