i’m a lowkey romantic at heart.
don’t tell everyone or make a gay parade out of it.
i try to keep it on the low.
i’ll be honest…

I’d fall out if my manz surprised me with flowers

that probably sounded gay af but whatever.
i don’t demand flowers but if i got them,
that would make me really happy.
i really like how russell wilson surprised ciara with flowers on his ig…

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when i first got to this country,
i was picked on pretty badly at my first school.
my mother enrolled me in a private catholic school.
she thought it would be better than being at a public school.

BOY WAS SHE WRONG.

i was jumped,
spit on,
and beat up for simply existing.
i was called rubber lips and made fun of for my features,
which made me hate my lips and my nose.
don’t even get me started on being called a sissy.
i wasn’t picked on for being “white”,
but i was different than my other classmates.
my accent was pretty thick and i cried easily.
even though it was a majority white school…

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quiet as kept,
i find males like russell wilson to be hot af.
one of my fantasies is to fall in love with someone like him.
you know those types.
the ones that people think wouldn’t be into you,
or you being into them,
but little do they know that it ain’t even like that.
everyone thought russell was the cornball who’d end up with a snow vixen.
i’m sure we thought ciara would end up with another thug.
boy,
where we all wrong.
secretly,
i like a hot geek.
one who has a hot bawdy and will keep you tight…

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today is ciara‘s birthday.
she turned 32.
look at what her husband,
russell wilson,
sent to her via his instagram…
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everyone has been asking me my opinion on this scandal.
the “yolanda/russell wilson/no ciara” scandal.
as you know (or didn’t) ciara’s best friend,
yolanda frederick,
was dragged from here to timbuktu.
why?
she was on video sitting on ciara’s hubbys lap earlier this week.
ciara’s husband is nfl baller wolf,
russell wilson.
on the lap with “hand on thigh” action.
well then she thought it was a good idea to throw this up on her ig…
Continue reading “Don’t Be Sittin On My Baller Wolf (I’ll Be The One To Bring It 2 Ya)” →

i love a comeback story.
when everyone thinks you are down and out,
but you end up with the “not so fast bihhh” trophy for their asses.
i won’t lie,
but i thought ciara and russell wilson were a pr relationship.
turns out,
they are in high key love and shit.
well ciara had a announcement that she posted this on her instagram…
Continue reading “Ciara and Russell Wilson +1” →