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guess which abc “the bachelor” realized he’d rather give roses to males?

there comes a point in a male’s life where he realizes he can’t do “straight” anymore.
he can’t keep hating the side he tries to repress any longer.
as much as he dates vixen,
you truly can’t give them what they want.
there is this honeymoon phase when you date vixens as a suppressed gay male,
but like anything else,
that goes away after a few weeks or months.
not only that,
when you’re suppressing gay,
you start hating vixens because they aren’t what you desire.
you can tell by the misery on their faces in pics and videos.
that or she is just really.
fuckin’.
annoying.
ex nfl baller wolf,
colton underwood
of abc’s “the bachelor“,
decided he couldn’t do “straight” any longer…

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jussie smollett is going to make sure ya’ll believe him

so i’ve been waiting patiently for valentine’s day.
it’s not because i wanted some wack ass chocolates either.
ย it’s the day jussie smollett would get interviewed by robin roberts.
as you know he was attacked in an alleged hate crime that 90% of ya’ll don’t believe.
maybe 95% after ya’ll watch the interview?
well this is what he had to say this morning on “gma”...
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Omarosa Wants To Sit At Your Table At The Cookout (Mine Is Full)

doesn’t she not look like a demon?
i bet she is a freak tho.
anyway,
omarosa made her rounds today.
she made sure to be front and center at “gma” for her exit interview.
michael strahan,
who is really fine in person btdubs,
had the pleasure of interviewing her this morning…
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