kim kardashian showed us,
didn’t she?
i guess that boredom of hers led to great things.
so remember when she went to the white house last week?
she went to get alice marie johnson freed from prison.
well in a weird twist of fate,
it looks like trump granted her request.
this is what “reuters” had to say…
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cute couple,
huh?
you’ll learn soon enough.
social media has this way of making you THINK everything is all good.
i’ve had friends post their “ain’t shit/good for nothings” with captions:

“NIGHT OUT WITH BAE *heart emoji*”

“DATE NIGHT #MYLOVE #LOVEMESOMEHIM”

and my ultimate fav:

“WHAT ISN’T UNDERSTOOD DOESN’T NEED TO EXPLAINED”

…and got mad dick/clit riders in the comments.
i’ve learned,
thanks to the foxhole and life,
that you never truly know what’s going on behind the scenes.
some of those “lovey dovey” pictures can hide true horrors.
so ^that picture above is danry vasquez,
a baseball baller jackal,
and his fiance.
a video was leaked from a ’16 incident in the whataburger field stadium stairwell.
this is what was released…
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so i guess we we were all wrong.
kenneka jenkins may not have been murdered.
she was drunk off her tail and stumbled,
literally,
into that hotel freezer.
the police released all the surveillance footage and well…
Continue reading “How Drunk Was Kenneka Jenkins?” →

it seems like everyone is getting laid off this year.
being the “it” nfl baller wolf is very temporary.
you can be here today and gone the next.
well foxhole fav,
victor cruz,
has been released by the giants.
this is what espn had to say about it…
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chris brown is finally out.
out of jail,
that is.
it appears that snow bunny who accused him of:

“you get vexed,
and start swingin everywhere
me shifty?
now you wanna pistol whip me
pull out your nine,
while i cock on mine
yeah what pineapple?
i ain’t got time for this
so what pineapple?
i’m not tryin to hear that shit…”

…was allegedly lying.
he posted this on his ig…
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so three scenes from the new “fifty shades of grey” movie leaked.
they are brief clips of some of the sex scenes.
well if i didn’t want to see the movie before…
(this is def 18^ and nsfw)
Continue reading “Fifty Shades of Spankings” →