anybody in the mood for delicious cake at walmart?…

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if you trade in this:

you can get tickets to go see this:

you decide what you want to do yet?…

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nba allstar weekend is next week.
houston is where the party is at.
allstar time when if you are skilled enough,
you can get a baller wolf of all kinds to do whatever.
i like to work in one on one environments personally.
they can’t tell classy from who will suck dick on a hand stand at big events.
it still doesn’t mean you can’t go and have some fun!
bring back some “who fucked who?” and other ratchet inside scoop.
sexy vixens will be magnets that weekend.

i got an email from an insider f-bi who wanted to hip the other f-bi to all the events happening….

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ratchet mondays is back!
shoe specialists.
rihanna red hair.
fat donkey asses.
bad singers.
glass throwing.
and joe budden…

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he is one of my fantasies.
that is definitely daddy right there.
ll cool j has a new video and song i’m just now hearing about.
it’s called “take it” and it’s featuring joe…

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“we just wanted to give head on the 6 train.
why can’t we do dat?
don’t exploited us…”

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