so everyone was talking about kenya vs porsha today.
i mean everrryyyyyoooonnnneeeee.
if andy wanted ratings,
well gosh darnit,
he got em.
surprisingly it was mostly the talk amongst the snow bunnies today.
they were so shocked and mystified.
its like they got to take a trip to the hood without ever leaving the house.
one intern asked me jokingly if this is how “black women” act when they’re mad?

“um no.
well not all.”

like chick,
this is a tv show,
but how could i really answer it?
she was curious because of what she sees on tv.
some sistas will fight like dogs in the street over some stale hood pipe.
hell people in general would actually kill you for less nowadays.
its like people doing random off the wall shit so they can get their 15 minutes.
it all made me wonder…

Is this is the new reality?

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would you want something real,
or do you want ratchet?
when you think of getting a wolf,
do you want it to start off with some footing,
or do you want to just want him to dive right into ya booty?
those are the question you need to ask yourself…

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only in new york could some shit like this go down on the damn 2.
the 2 is so damn ratchet.
well this west indian chick screaming on her wolf for giving her aids.
this is def a “i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends” original…
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 white people took r&b and now they takin’ ratchet.
lol.
an f-bi just sent me this video for “23”.
starring our overly ratchet white step sister,
miley cyrus,
her new boo mike will made it,
juicy j,
and wiz khalifa….
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first and foremost,
i love paramore.
i own their first album and it still gets spins.
i love hayley william’s voice as well.
well she was recently vocal about miley cyrus ratchet performance on the vmas and all i can say is:

FINALLY!
SOMEONE GETS IT!…

she spoke on 98.7 amp radio in detriot to let her voice be heard…

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i was catching up on love and hiphop atl today.
finishing up on the shows ive missed.
btw: kirk is an asshole.
either way,
rasheeda was filiming scenes from that terrible video/song,
“hit it from the back”.

deb was right: bad move sheeda.
this isn’t really about rasheeda tho.
this is about them two ratchet hood wolf models in the video…

Continue reading ““Ratchet Jamari” Would Let Them Both Hit It From The Back” →