at some point,
i found rapper yg attractive.
yes.
yes i did.
you have permission to judge me.
 he looks like he got good smoke,
good drank,
and good entertainment between “11pm to 3am”.
sounds like a good damn time to me!
today his pregnant vixen named caatelyn…
she decided to do the utmost ratchet on her instagram.
there was talk of alleged herpes.
yes.
check this…
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….and his name is “question mark”.
one thing i love about nathanielnoir is his class.
his pictures always exude a certain kind of quality to them.
well you always need a ratchet twin to fuck all that up right?
well check out “question mark” and you be the judge…
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one of my readers just sent me the following bit of ratch tonight.
i was at a loss for words when i saw it...
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i’m tired as hell tonight,
but i couldn’t go to bed without a cautionary “tail”.
gather round…
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i guess “madly in care with you” is how ratchets show emotion.
eh.
so tonight was the premiere episode of lhhatl and i got prepared for it…
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so the sextape everyone has been waiting for has been released.
yes.
you can finally masturbate to #LHHPORN.
shit people who don’t even watch the show talkin about their sex tape.
even old people.
i’m sure everyone and their mama is trying to be the first to upload it to their sites.
well not so fast!
vivid is not playing with this one according to tmz…
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