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Chris Brown Is All About The Vixens (Vagina)!

i thought chris brown said this new “era” was all about the vixens?
shiiiiiit,
i was expecting some good “90s” type of love songs.
kinda like how bruno mars is doing.
yeah,
no.
he released his video for “privacy” and…
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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON THE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO PUNCH IN THE FACE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

This Is What Happens When You Aren’t Home

constedujourokay imagine this…
you leave to go to work everyday and went you get back,
you can sense something happened in your crib.
you know when someone has been in your space.
it’s like the energy is off.
you start noticing your bed wasn’t how you left it.
you can’t prove anything,
but you know something is definitely up.
you decide to set up a hidden video camera to record your bedroom.
when you get home and reviewed the video,
this is what you saw via the smoking gun
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“Hey You N*gga! Whats The Issue? All Up In My Booty Like Tissue”

tumblr_lhnxvbnx4o1qho2ijo1_500i get a lot of “panic” foxmails from dl wolves/foxes/and hybrids.
the main question i get is:

“animals,
and my family,
are asking why i don’t have a girlfriend.
i try to dodge the question,
but they still keep asking.
halp!”

well have no fear,
jamari fox is here.
this is my solution to that pesky question…
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YOUR 51st THOUGHT…. (51)

so jodie foster kinda came out tonight.i think.
i thought her speech at the golden globes for her life achievement award was very interesting.
i don’t know if you guys saw it but here ya go…

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